Hate Sexy Poems

If it's not organic
it's not sexy
and probably not all that funny
either.

If it's up and down bipolar movement
with your arms and legs,
it's Yang male energy,
and potentially...

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Why do you ask me why?
Why does the ostrich fly ? 
Why does a goat eat meat? 
Why does a cameleon walk in the heat?...

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We grew up in times when
Lean bodies had all the guys
Picture perfect bodies that were light
The perfect definition of a barbie doll 

That's why people...

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Sain par pabandi hai
Kyun k choot gndi ha.
Note.choot choot.....

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Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem



Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors
by Michael R. Burch

At six-thirty,
feeling flirty,
I put on the hurdy-gurdy ...

But Ms. Purdy,
all alert-y,
kicked me where...

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She brought her bestfriend
Said they're from the West End
We all dancing and jumping
Rum is the flavor we intend
You should se the way their bodies bend
Both...

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That's *****!
said transculturing Curiosity,
peering out Her sacred big-boxed window
panes of misty white fog
gently covering her view
of upstream tiding River's
mysterious grey
reverse time flow

Sometimes,

OK, really too often,
I...

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Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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College daze and younger days with my girl who brings me a luxury of comfort and she goes good with anything like Adidas slides

Three stripes...

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Somewhere inside Big Red is her body.
A shield against winter drafts and cold
It covers her delectables and wraps her delights.
I hate it. 
Its artificial fur...

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Heat Lightening
by Michael R. Burch

Each night beneath the elms, we never knew
which lights beyond dark hills might stall, advance,
then lurch into strange headbeams tilted up
like...

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While I pretty much opined for this impeachment
my fellow Americans voted for this guy and they could be right
I’ve been wrong before, stuck as we...

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Persisting on this chance which is still mid-day
the brother from under, already shouts hooray!
he wants to be a co-owner of her backyard factory
he’s repelled and...

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As I lay upon the floor
Hubby at the bedroom door
Ready and steady
What girl could ask for more
A smile upon his face
A twinkle in his eye
Jogging...

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Lies paint your tongue with acid
Burning me up 
Bringing me down
To fall like toxic plastic
Tainting every loving feeling... dirty brown

Your eyes don't hide no secrets
They...

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