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Funny Sexy Poems

These Funny Sexy poems are examples of Sexy poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sexy Funny poems written by international poets.


next valentine's day
next valentine's day
my new vase will host some guests ~
red and white roses...

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Categories: sexy, emotions, first love, friendship

Words fell silent
Her marital ring gleamed on her left hand,
Yet lust was what she had carefully planned.
Her beauty, stunning, left me wanting more,
But lechery weighed heavy at...

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Categories: sexy, beauty, confusion, desire, funny

Captain Nemo,
Captain Nemo,

I; Captain Nemo from the silent darkness of the deep search for a rare lost treasure that vanished so very long ago.
Keenly my periscope...

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Categories: sexy, cool, crazy, fantasy, imagery,

Premium Member oo's
noop
boo troon
frooing soon

noop
too woon
drooing hoon

noop
shoo shoo
oon


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Categories: sexy, emotions, fun, meaningful, nonsense,

Epigram t
.

I told ya not to show
           Me
       now look...

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Categories: funny, girl, sexy,

Premium Member The Lady of the Night


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Categories: funny, giggle, sexy,

Premium Member When Undies Go
Easing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty

With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear...

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Categories: sexy, appreciation, beautiful, body, funny

Sex Education
SEX EDUCATION

A schoolboy called Timothy Leary
Found sex education quite dreary
He thought it would be
More exciting you see
But they only covered the theory

14th May 2023
Funny, Bawdy...

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Categories: education, sexy,

Desert
So long has passed since I was brought
To the point of pure bliss, as I ought.
If no one will bother,
Suppose that I’d rother
See what talented...

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Categories: sexy, body, how i feel,

Grandpa Ate An Oyster
Grandpa at an oyster

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Categories: sexy, cute love, desire, funny,

Such a Tease-Slightly Bawdy
There was a young maid who bathed in the rain
When it stormed, she drove all the men insane
Drooling with lustful stare
To touch her buxom pair
A...

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Categories: longing, sexy,

Premium Member Middle School Math Teacher
Should I become a middle school math or English teacher?
Leave my bed early in the morning and return with test papers to grade.
With what authority...

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Categories: sexy, joy, love, magic, math,

Premium Member Hurry Up
After pulling her knickers down,
Reached in his pocket for a crown.
His rubber went pop,
Heaven sake don't stop.
Two minutes I'm out of this town.


18/2/2022...

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Categories: fun, funny, sexy,

A Thought Ne'Er Thunk
One thundering Thursday, in a thicket of trees I had thought I had thunk a real thought.
I was thinking deeply, when alas, creepily, a thought...

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Categories: sexy, funny, humorous, inspiration, irony,

Premium Member Leffanta
Limericks leap from his lively pen.
Escapades involving steamy sin
Freely flow. Those funny, raunchy rhymes
From Hawaii make me blush sometimes.
Another topic, he often writes about,
Not kindly,...

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Categories: poetry, sexy,

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