Funny Sexy Poems
These Funny Sexy poems are examples of Sexy poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sexy Funny poems written by international poets.
A schoolboy called Timothy Leary
Found sex education quite dreary
He thought it would be
More exciting you see
But they only covered the theory
14th May 2023
Grown Up Miss Muffet
Grown Miss Muffet put “tuffet” on display
family quickly denounced her as a stray
Muffet found bike rider
Bob was groping, he said, for his watch.
His recovery skills weren’t top-notch.
His young date slapped his hands
and made stop-search demands:
“I’m quite sure it’s nowhere near...
What Dense Dee Declared to Her Date
“Though the vibrating bed has me feeling
so relaxed and your room’s quite appealing,
please provide information
on that mirror’s location.
I have never seen one on the ceiling!”
sexy, body, how i feel,
So long has passed since I was brought
To the point of pure bliss, as I ought.
If no one will bother,
Suppose that I’d rother
See what talented...
Grandpa ate an oyster
sexy, cute love, desire, funny,
Grandpa at an oyster
Such a Tease-Slightly Bawdy
There was a young maid who bathed in the rain
When it stormed, she drove all the men insane
Drooling with lustful stare
To touch her buxom pair
Middle School Math Teacher
sexy, joy, love, magic, math,
Should I become a middle school math or English teacher?
Leave my bed early in the morning and return with test papers to grade.
With what authority...
fun, funny, sexy,
After pulling her knickers down,
Reached in his pocket for a crown.
His rubber went pop,
Heaven sake don't stop.
Two minutes I'm out of this town.
A Thought Ne'er Thunk
sexy, funny, humorous, inspiration, irony,
One thundering Thursday, in a thicket of trees I had thought I had thunk a real thought.
I was thinking deeply, when alas, creepily, a thought...
Limericks leap from his lively pen.
Escapades involving steamy sin
Freely flow. Those funny, raunchy rhymes
From Hawaii make me blush sometimes.
Another topic, he often writes about,
sexy, feelings, food, funny, sensual,
Surely this will come as no shock,
But it makes me so happy
When I think of your cooking,
I just imagine it and I start to...
drink, funny, humor, sexy,
Malta puts me in high spirits,
always have me twisting at the first sip,
languishing its energetic erotic spike,
total elevation only can you see!
awe! alluring gestures floats...
I'd Never Done the Mirror Sex Move From American Psycho
sexy, body, culture, fantasy, funny,
Next to my mattress
is a mirror
decorated with crude stickers
stolen from a dirty bathroom in
sexy, angel, car, character, journey,
Drinks fridge murmurs accusations at me
Seals connect with whoosh of door close
Defuses incriminating strip of lights lairy
Where I go from this station, God knows!