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Funny Sexy Poems

These Funny Sexy poems are examples of Sexy poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sexy Funny poems written by international poets.

Captain Nemo,
Captain Nemo,

I; Captain Nemo from the silent darkness of the deep search for a rare lost treasure that vanished so very long ago.
Keenly my periscope...

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Categories: sexy, cool, crazy, fantasy, imagery,

Epigram t

I told ya not to show
       now look...

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Categories: funny, girl, sexy,

Premium Member The Lady of the Night


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Categories: funny, giggle, sexy,

Premium Member When Undies Go
Easing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty

With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear...

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Categories: sexy, appreciation, beautiful, body, funny

Premium Member Play It Again
If it's not organic
it's not sexy
and probably not all that funny

If it's up and down bipolar movement
with your arms and legs,
it's Yang male energy,
and potentially...

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Categories: sexy, age, depression, health, humor,

Sex Education

A schoolboy called Timothy Leary
Found sex education quite dreary
He thought it would be
More exciting you see
But they only covered the theory

14th May 2023
Funny, Bawdy...

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Categories: education, sexy,

Premium Member Searching
Bob was groping, he said, for his watch.
His recovery skills weren’t top-notch.
His young date slapped his hands
and made stop-search demands:
“I’m quite sure it’s nowhere near...

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Categories: sexy, silly,

Premium Member What Dense Dee Declared To Her Date
“Though the vibrating bed has me feeling
so relaxed and your room’s quite appealing,
please provide information
on that mirror’s location.
I have never seen one on the ceiling!”


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Categories: sexy, silly,

So long has passed since I was brought
To the point of pure bliss, as I ought.
If no one will bother,
Suppose that I’d rother
See what talented...

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Categories: sexy, body, how i feel,

Grandpa Ate An Oyster
Grandpa at an oyster


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Categories: sexy, cute love, desire, funny,

Such a Tease-Slightly Bawdy
There was a young maid who bathed in the rain
When it stormed, she drove all the men insane
Drooling with lustful stare
To touch her buxom pair

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Categories: longing, sexy,

Premium Member Middle School Math Teacher
Should I become a middle school math or English teacher?
Leave my bed early in the morning and return with test papers to grade.
With what authority...

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Categories: sexy, joy, love, magic, math,

Premium Member Hurry Up
After pulling her knickers down,
Reached in his pocket for a crown.
His rubber went pop,
Heaven sake don't stop.
Two minutes I'm out of this town.


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Categories: fun, funny, sexy,

A Thought Ne'Er Thunk
One thundering Thursday, in a thicket of trees I had thought I had thunk a real thought.
I was thinking deeply, when alas, creepily, a thought...

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Categories: sexy, funny, humorous, inspiration, irony,

Premium Member Leffanta
Limericks leap from his lively pen.
Escapades involving steamy sin
Freely flow. Those funny, raunchy rhymes
From Hawaii make me blush sometimes.
Another topic, he often writes about,
Not kindly,...

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Categories: poetry, sexy,

Book: Shattered Sighs