Funny Sexy Poems
These Funny Sexy poems are examples of Sexy poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sexy Funny poems written by international poets.
Epigram t.
I told ya not to show
Me
now look...
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funny, girl, sexy,
Categories:
funny, giggle, sexy,
When Undies GoEasing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty
With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear...
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sexy, appreciation, beautiful, body, funny
Play It AgainIf it's not organic
it's not sexy
and probably not all that funny
either.
If it's up and down bipolar movement
with your arms and legs,
it's Yang male energy,
and potentially...
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Categories:
sexy, age, depression, health, humor,
Sex EducationSEX EDUCATION
A schoolboy called Timothy Leary
Found sex education quite dreary
He thought it would be
More exciting you see
But they only covered the theory
14th May 2023
Funny, Bawdy...
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education, sexy,
SearchingBob was groping, he said, for his watch.
His recovery skills weren’t top-notch.
His young date slapped his hands
and made stop-search demands:
“I’m quite sure it’s nowhere near...
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sexy, silly,
What Dense Dee Declared To Her Date“Though the vibrating bed has me feeling
so relaxed and your room’s quite appealing,
please provide information
on that mirror’s location.
I have never seen one on the ceiling!”
Syllable...
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sexy, silly,
DesertSo long has passed since I was brought
To the point of pure bliss, as I ought.
If no one will bother,
Suppose that I’d rother
See what talented...
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sexy, body, how i feel,
Grandpa Ate An OysterGrandpa at an oyster
...
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sexy, cute love, desire, funny,
Such a Tease-Slightly BawdyThere was a young maid who bathed in the rain
When it stormed, she drove all the men insane
Drooling with lustful stare
To touch her buxom pair
A...
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longing, sexy,
Middle School Math TeacherShould I become a middle school math or English teacher?
Leave my bed early in the morning and return with test papers to grade.
With what authority...
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sexy, joy, love, magic, math,
Hurry UpAfter pulling her knickers down,
Reached in his pocket for a crown.
His rubber went pop,
Heaven sake don't stop.
Two minutes I'm out of this town.
18/2/2022...
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fun, funny, sexy,
A Thought Ne'Er ThunkOne thundering Thursday, in a thicket of trees I had thought I had thunk a real thought.
I was thinking deeply, when alas, creepily, a thought...
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sexy, funny, humorous, inspiration, irony,
LeffantaLimericks leap from his lively pen.
Escapades involving steamy sin
Freely flow. Those funny, raunchy rhymes
From Hawaii make me blush sometimes.
Another topic, he often writes about,
Not kindly,...
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poetry, sexy,
SalivateSurely this will come as no shock,
But it makes me so happy
When I think of your cooking,
I just imagine it and I start to...
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sexy, feelings, food, funny, sensual,