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Grandpa Ate An Oyster

Grandpa at an oyster Grandpa ate an oyster. Ran Grandma through the house. Luckily he didn't catch her or she'd punched him in his mouth. He had never eaten an oyster before. It made him very horny. She swore that if he ate one more she would divorce him in the morning. Grandpa begged, "oh please oh please Just try a little bite". So Granny ate one like he asked. She no longer wanted to fight. She threw ole Grandpa on the bed. Proceeded to have her way. Thank goodness for these oysters, she said I won't need our neighbor today.

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Date: 12/1/2022 11:13:00 PM
Hehe thats very funny and cheeky Freeland…..enjoyed! Debx
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Freeland Browning
Date: 12/2/2022 12:42:00 AM
thank you. It just clicked. I love it when that happens.

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