Grandpa Ate An Oyster
Grandpa at an oyster
Grandpa ate an oyster.
Ran Grandma through the house.
Luckily he didn't catch her
or she'd punched him in his mouth.
He had never eaten an oyster before.
It made him very horny.
She swore that if he ate one more
she would divorce him in the morning.
Grandpa begged, "oh please oh please
Just try a little bite".
So Granny ate one like he asked.
She no longer wanted to fight.
She threw ole Grandpa on the bed.
Proceeded to have her way.
Thank goodness for these oysters, she said
I won't need our neighbor today.
Copyright © Freeland Browning | Year Posted 2022
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