Funny Science Poems
These Funny Science poems are examples of Science poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Science Funny poems written by international poets.
science, creation, fun, history, humanity,
the universe exists
to give humans a backstory
- no humans, no universe
it’s all heads
in the shape of our heads
history could be made up
and I know people...
A-Eye Full of It
computer, satire, science fiction,
A software programmer named Arty Fishal
Tried to design something beneficial
But his programming
Was rather damming
Not unlike intelligence, artificial
As they push their wannabe pie in the sky
What Happened To the Giants, Part Iii
science, conflict, history, myth, people,
...Now their have been sightings since that dark time,
like Bigfoot the giant myth will not die,
but as to the flesh-and-blood giant race
it is unlikely one...
The Man On the Moon
science, cheer up, crazy, encouraging,
The man on the moon knew he could get ruined, if he couldn’t get back to his cocoon.
Was he maroon on the cocoon. Or...
books, film, old, science,
We grew up with sci-fiction, ...
anger, funny, school, science,
My teacher was not so good as yours seems to be,
His name was Goodwill and he taught us Chemistry.
He always wanted us to answer difficult...
The Brain - Homeschool Humour
science, children, education, funny, humor,
We've all got a brain, you know
Though it cannot quite be seen
It stays imprisoned within our skulls
To be heard, it's very keen
It often finds it's...
I'M Spilling the Beans
funny, giggle, school, science,
I'm going to share a story
That happens to be true
Because it's sometimes good to laugh at ourselves,
I think. Don't you?
It happened in first year...
The current whizzes around the wire.
If there's no resistor, there will be fire....
science, angel, anniversary, beauty, bible,
Pee-a-boo, I see you...
Got your nose,
and not your toes.
and bubbles in the park.
Eye contact from across the room,
science, crazy, cute, cute love,
The vow of forever!
You and I,
and the garlic bread!
A. Foster, Ann...
science, addiction, atheist, christian, hope,
It is late,
nearly half-past nine.
You are asleep beside me.
The clock on the wall is too loud.
I need to buy another.
science, adventure, america, angel, anti
What defines... success?
Is it how many people you know.
Is it where you have been,
or where you will go?
Is it who you talk...
science, america, angel, anniversary, anti
It is cool here.
Is it hot there?
You have not written.
I have not received...
Do you think of me?
I remember you.
I can not...
Reading 101's Wild Ride
science, change, fun, funny, history,
So boring were 1950's school reading primers --
See Dick. See Dick run. Run, Dick. Run, run, run.