vERMEN THE vERMITT
sOMETHING GOING ON
pLEASE DON'T GET ME WRONG
SEEMS IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT
FOOLISH TO ME
BEHIND THE SHRUB
AND BEHIND THE TREES
THERE WATCHING YOU AND ME
IT'S THE ANTIOUM sONGTRA
MONTRA
OUT BY THE FENCE
WERE THINGS MAKE MORE SENSE
I WROTE A GROOVY SONG
WE WERE OUT THERE
GETTIN IT ON
rEMEMBER WHEN MY HAIR WAS LONG
FIT ENOUGH TO
WEAR A THONG
OUT THERE GETTING IT ON
SINGIN MY BRAND NEW SONG
SHE SPILLED THE WINE
ON HIS EXSPENSIVE SILK SHIRT
WHILE HE AND
bAD- bASS WERE TRYNA
FIND THE RIGHT WORDS
TO WRITE!
(aCCIDENT IS A SCHWA WORD)
THE SOFTER PRONOUNCATION
OF THE SCHWA CAUSED THEM TO
BE INSPIRED TO WRITE THESE
LYRICS
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Bing informative
the SCHWA sound
become the topic of the day
Dipithong, Dipithong
ooh, ooh wee!
Schwa:schwa!
the Schwa sound
the schwa sound is destroying me.
T notch filters.
Try to spook the others
they used unsafe tactics
that caused people
to boo and jeer.
The Schaw sound
shall maketh him
smarter
then he will never be in need
of these types of Chanagans.
Speakest Lammbeeria the Whorish Harlot of Dikkinism
Larghissimo!!!!!
that he shall streess in labor and shall be
poorest in Dipipothong. His streesses shall cause him the error
such oppurtunies shall allow others to have me as I am a whore.
Than pregant I shall say to him.
You'didist and now you must largemente with money. If this is real and I have no secrets. Denounce me that we have prominated on the shores of the Creeks and the ponds have feed us with fishes.
Drought the earthen shell fish-pow'da-pow-da, pow--dah !!!!!
grind the snouts to pow-dah!!!
Spoke the whorish harlot!!!!
The most common sound
in modern English language
we hear constantly.
Short e and a vowel sounds
Found in many English words
A news reporter used the word,
And ended it with “keys,”
But I have always said it
With a schwa sound, if you please.
Derived from Yiddish, tchotchkes are
Small knickknacks you can buy,
Like trinkets bought as souvenirs.
(You’ll later wonder why.)
Some homes are filled, on shelves and sills
With tchotchkes overflowing.
The word’s pronunciation, though,
Not everyone is knowing.
Transliterations rarely do
Agree on sound or spelling,
So if it’s “chotchkas” or “chotchkeys”
Is your choice for the telling.