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Schlocky Poems - Poems about Schlocky


Buying Clothes
...When choosing clothes, some people buy Whatever seems to catch their eye. They always pay the asking price No matter what, and don’t think twice. That isn’t me, for without fail I’ll check t......

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Categories: schlocky, clothes,
Form: Rhyme
Ill Suited For Madcap Twenty First Century World
...Ill suited for madcap twenty first century world One garden variety generic male - the very writer of these words feels akin to an anachronism, whereby his being alive at this juncture within t......

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Categories: schlocky, absence, adventure, america, analogy,
Form: Free verse



Trumpasaurus Extinction Highly Unlikely
...Huge life like mockup rigged up to bark dare buzzfeed outsize monstrosity diet coke, McDonald's and meatloaf pet banality, execrable, and misogynistic words greets visitors at formerly named M......

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Categories: schlocky, allusion, anger, animal, anti
Form: Rhyme
Mine Fervent Aspiring Political Activism
...Mine fervent aspiring political activism... Gunning gusto, (while rosy axles grind) for Bernie Sanders dagnabbit nipped in figurative bud triggered zilch prospects to germinate, cultivate, ......

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Categories: schlocky, appreciation, business, humanity, leadership,
Form: Ode
Mine Fervent Aspiring Political Activism
...Mine fervent aspiring political activism... Gunning gusto, (while rosy axles grind) for Bernie Sanders dagnabbit nipped in figurative bud triggered zilch prospects to germinate, cultivate, ......

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Categories: schlocky, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Political Verse



Ill Suited For Madcap Twenty First Century World
...Aghast at explosive industrialization/ urbanization once sacred wild woodland whittled away overlain bumper crops comprising trappings green lighted supposedly signaling progress unwittingly ove......

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Categories: schlocky, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Elegiac Lyric

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