Scarper Poems - Poems about Scarper

...Suck off Ted’s teaching grandma to suck eggs “Don’t patronise me lad,” she begs "It’s a job I can do SO much better than you Just scarper on your asses legs!" Gran......

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...Night 3 It’s still in my garden. It’s back with a vengeance. I can it see it there, lurking: face black and white, its tail mocking. Three nights in a row now. The eyes and the fur and the scra......

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... The family Sunday dinner, it was spent In all six family members were present The dog ending its begging at the table A favourite for tip bits, was Aunt Mable But as dinner's over it’s time to ......

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...Night 3 It’s still in my garden. It’s back with a vengeance. I can it see it there, lurking without pardon, face black and white; its tail mocking. Three nights in a row now: the eyes, the fur,......

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...A STORMY DAY IN THE SOUTHERN ALPS An environmentalist in love with his endowment, cast an eye upon the defender of nature’s delicate balance, she the soul queen of conservation, together the two ......

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...If I ran a hairdresser’s I’d call it ‘curl up and dye’ I think it’s a very clever name, you can see the reason why If I was a carpenter I’d be called Mr Wood My sign would read ‘Mr Wood would fi......

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...Because a child was evolved, who I now no longer see Still it remains a matter unsolved yeah that is a mystery Never really knowing to whether he is or is not mine And to think yeah this year h......

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