If I ran a hairdresser’s I’d call it ‘curl up and dye’
I think it’s a very clever name, you can see the reason why
If I was a carpenter I’d be called Mr Wood
My sign would read ‘Mr Wood would fix it if he could’
If I was a glazier I’d be called ‘ I know your pane’
So if you broke a window, you’d soon shout out my name
If I was a DIY man I’d call myself ‘Bodge it and Scarper’
I guess that’s not such a good idea!
Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2014
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