The Wise Old Dog

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The family Sunday dinner, it was spent
In all six family members were present
The dog ending its begging at the table
A favourite for tip bits, was Aunt Mable
But as dinner's over it’s time to scarper
To get away from Uncle Bert, the farter
Who blamed it on the dog, so un-fairly
A dog that never farts, if so, was rarely
Looks at Uncle Bert. he knew the score
Has now sneaked, out of the back door

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 8/18/2021 2:30:00 AM
Ha ha ... wise dog indeed :) Let's watch out for Uncle Bert's next move! ~ Regards // paul
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Indiana Shaw
Date: 8/19/2021 7:59:00 PM
We are still trying to remove him from the sofa chair, he seems stuck to it . . . ; )
Date: 8/7/2021 9:45:00 AM
LOL Thank you for the laugh with this fun poem :)
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Indiana Shaw
Date: 8/14/2021 11:21:00 AM
You are very welcome, Heidi . . . : )
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