Rinkydinks: Volume 3
...Q: What kind of boat might a former governor of Texas have used to help illegals get across the Rio Grande?
A: A Rick Perry ferry.
Q: What did the official Vatican CPA discuss with a former Ponti...
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Categories:
scala, humor,
Form: I do not know?
My Dream Vacation
...Dream vacations, many I had
from Trinidad to Petrograd.
Stood on great pyramids, great walls,
watched dying swans in gilded halls.
Threw a penny in a fountain;
flew around the highest mountain.
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Categories:
scala, vacation, war,
Form: Imagism
Wildlife 41
...Wildlife 41
A talented 'vocal' impala,
Was deemed by his peers a bit "Ga-Ga"
But he said "I'm a singer!"
Then gave them the finger
And went on to perform in La Scala!!...
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Categories:
scala, animal, funny,
Form: Limerick
Long Leisurely Lunch
...Lazy, long, leisurely lunch,
Lolling, laughing, lingering,
O'er lamb-stew, linguini 'n lager.
In Louisville, Los Angeles, Las Vegas,
London, Lisbon, or Lyon;
At Los Olivos...
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Categories:
scala, food, life, love,
Form: Alliteration
Love Hertz
...Remember all those tea ads with the chimps on?
We’ll prostitute the Prague of Gustav Mahler
and desecrate the divas of La Scala.
Would Bart betray begettor Homer Simpson
(he’s not so much a whore...
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Categories:
scala, satire,
Form: Sonnet
The Ruba'Iyat of Creteil Lake - Part Two
...The Ruba’iyat of Créteil Lake – Part Two
All night her troubled sleep buffeted the makeshift ramparts
The flip-flop flop flop flop of her tears undermining hearts
The plaintive cry of the lone c...
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Categories:
scala, allegory,
Form: Quatrain