Soldier Satire Poems

 Trust is a bottle
That I drink to forget
The things that I've done
And the things that I regret

Trust is a bullet
That I load in my...

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Cesspit 
The  shovelling soldiers are sent off to war
To dig latrines so their soldier brethren can 
Not in peace but to empty their guts...

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Come, my son, my daughter, let’s get killed,
Fighting for our beloved nation…!
They, under bribes, get applications filled,
Do not mind! They get better salary-transaction!
My officers do...

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You lied to me...
You lied to me when you said the church building was the safest place to run to-
When you made me believe those...

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Pretty young lady using
t-shirt written UGLY PRO,
is at risk of kidnapping ...

Bearing Man T-Shirt
with target drawing and writing
SHOOTING, is at risk of
be targeted ...

Who wears...

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I saluted in front of him and vowed, 
“Sir, I’ll follow you anywhere, sir.”
The Lieutenant roared, 
“You can’t follow in front of me. 
Get to...

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The brave general
it's just and simply, badly
mere number soldier ......

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Every poor soldier
         bears all burden and fate
         ...

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Happy the woman who is the first wife
Happy the son who is the first born
Happy the pupil who is the first in class
Happy the soldier...

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A thought came
Dressed as soldier
Telling me;
“Never buy matchbox
Trap shooting stars
To light the a charcoal stove
Forever free fire for you.
No tax, no smoke
Go now.”...

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Once upon a time,
in a Kansas City Public School,
There was a teacher named Builda.
We are all given the same rules.
Every year, the principal says,
"The first...

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Curious of precious human wisdom,
a dog borrowed human body parts.
Head, acquired from a bush hunter.
Ears, loaned from a classroom teacher.
Legs came from a marathon champion
Eyes...

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retired
is tired
but desirous...

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Once there was a famous king,
More famous than Ozymandias.
His name was King Wolf. 
Sultan was his nickname.
He called himself a benevolent despot;
And his style of...

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Listen up, you tin soldiers,
it’s time to grow some heavy metal skin
In this battle of the sexes,
the enemy is winning the war ... 
And that...

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