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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Listen up, you tin soldiers, it’s time to grow some heavy metal skin In this battle of the sexes, the enemy is winning the war ... And that burns my masculine soul to no end Team testosterone is in retreat, therefore, I implore my band of brothers The prospect of imminent defeat should make us fight that much harder As one brave soldier of the enemy truthfully declared: Love is a battlefield! So I ask you right now, you miserable grunts, are you prepared to yield? Oh, what I wouldn’t give for one hundred of her kind — Bravehearts, willing to battle any man in combat, up close, hand to hand Now I know some of you boys ain’t seen war upfront and personal Them little girls you’ve been dealing with, ain’t nothing but lightweight ... just a tease and a flirt Easily defeated on the first date A real woman would chew you up and spit you out, pin your weak mind to the floor ... kick your butt out the house That kinda woman wouldn’t take your crap, no, you best believe not for one moment, son She’d get right in your face, and smack you up side your head with her love gun What y’all raw, green thumb bucks need to understand, this is a real war you’re in And them tough-minded women they aim to win So, listen up to Sgt. Apone here, tighten up your boots, strap on your jocks and test check your combat gear The next sounds on the battlefield I better not hear: “I’ll take care of that right away ...” “whatever you say ...” “yes, dear!”
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