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Food Satire Poems

These Food Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about Food. These are the best examples of Satire Food poems written by international poets.

Cagey Canary Cat Caught

You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Categories: satire, bird, cat, giggle, home,

Climate Matters

The Earth is slowly baking
But nobody seems to care,
There’s footie on the Tele
Election Fever in the air.
The rich are getting richer
The poor more beaten down
The...

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Categories: humor, satire,

Ever Meet a Microbe

   Germs in the air
     bugs in our food
   Microscopic creatures
     attack everywhere

...

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Categories: people, satire, silence,

Cold Cuts

  Cold cuts carve up a serving style of meat 
    ~ humblest eaters they entreat
...

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Categories: food, identity, satire,

The First Temptation

Beautiful things in life have to do with taste
But who can tame those taste buds that seem to never waste

Has anyone been so careful in...

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Categories: satire,

Diet Or Die

DIET OR DIE

Where have all the cookies gone
Long time passing
Where has all the candy gone
Some time ago
Where has all the cheesecakes gone
Fat girls have eaten...

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Categories: satire, addiction, beauty, body, candy,

Fruit Leather

You bite that apple!
Give it a go, put on a show
There is no shame
You said shame is a sham
And clams are happy
Do they hop or...

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Categories: fruit, humor, satire,

The High Cost of Eating

Why do we have to eat anyway?
It’s only a habit we picked up
Long ago when we were babies
Blame it on Mommy
She started it, after all
And...

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Categories: satire, addiction, body, food, money,

At the Vegetable Pride Parade

Celebrity Carrots shook hands with onlookers
    Barrel-chested Beets beat their chests like bass drums
  Soft-spoken Celery Sticks whispered soliloquies
  ...

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Categories: satire, celebration, celebrity, food, humorous,

Your Slip Is Showing, Milord II

Leaving some hot cases aside,
Lo, the top court wants to decide
On cases so urgent
Nor ever important,
Helpless the lay their anguish hide. 
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Happenings |23.01.2023| limerick ...

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Categories: judgement, satire,

A Yuletide Prayer

God rest ye merry gentleman
Thank the Lord that you are able
By devious manipulation to
Keep the turkey on the table;

All praise to those good bankers 
Who...

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Categories: humor, irony, satire,

Just Another Average Christmas

Just Another Average Christmas

Just another average Christmas, not especially good nor bad,
When everyone says dinner was the best they’ve ever had.
When Mother works her fingers...

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Categories: christmas, humor, humorous, satire,

Not the Best Christmas

Last Christmas was not the best ever
Despite mother’s earnest endeavour
The food was all rotten
The gifts misbegotten
It was no kind of fun whatsoever!



28 November 2022...

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Categories: christmas, humor, humorous, satire,

Etty Kett

Who the hell is Etty Ket
To keep interfering in my life?
I keep hearing its not Etty Ket
From my very soon to be wife.
I bet she...

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Categories: culture, nonsense, perspective, satire,

Where's the Beef

Somewhere in the past of here and now
we started dining on the cow
and now they want us all to stop
but they can’t figure out just...

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Categories: food, humor, satire,