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Birthday Satire Poems

These Birthday Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about Birthday. These are the best examples of Satire Birthday poems written by international poets.

Cagey Canary Cat Caught

You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Categories: satire, bird, cat, giggle, home,

Not Your Babysitter Dudes

I saw a report on the news today,
about what Social Media did.
People were yelling and screaming how,
they’re not babysitting our kid.

If you can’t control what...

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Categories: satire, poetry,

An Emperor Without Clothes

around the palace 
                walks the emperor 
  ...

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Categories: satire, allegory, allusion, humor, people,

Bitter Grudges In Your Guts

Stormy clouds are traveling through your heart
And bitter grudges are ruining your happiness
Hate destroys and love builds everything which
Is beautiful. Get a grip on yourself...

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Categories: satire, break up, deep, fate,

Awesome Birthday Greetings

Isn't it amazing:  you're still hanging 'round?
After all these years, you're still above the ground.
That is so inspiring, it's just like a dream!
So get...

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Categories: satire, birthday, celebration, funny, happy

Oh My

Oh My

Politics.
Bad subject. 
I don’t even like to talk about it. 
I don’t like to vote. 
I don’t want to be involved. 

All those commercials...

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Categories: satire, addiction, allah, america, corruption,

Please Let Me Have My July 4th - As Spoken By Trump

I want a parade 
Let it be huge
No chance I’ll be swayed
Don’t be a scrooge.

Lot’s of Brass Bands
Marching Marines
The clapping of hands
This thing’s in my...

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Categories: satire, birthday, humor, independence day,

Let Me Talk To You First

You are the dog
I am the piece of meat
I know you want to eat me
For your birthday today

Let me talk to you talk first
Before I...

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Categories: abuse, celebration, satire,

Coming of Age In America

At age sixteen you can drive a new car
   Although you can't enter (most) taverns or bars 
At sixteen you can even drop...

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Categories: birthday, freedom, fun, satire,

Oval Sanatorium


Nutty grandpa president
is talking crazy uncle Donald again
His little Chucky thumbs
is tapping epithet tweet nonsense
Batty grandpa’s been 
grumpily sucking 
on the hate hot sauce bottle
stashed...

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Categories: humor, parody, satire, word

Birthday Gift From Baboon

Baboon was tasked by community
that he gives to orphans birthday gift
consisting of clusters of ripe bananas

Earnestly he received the gift package
halfway to orphanage of the...

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Categories: leadership, satire,

If Yours Is Here

if your god is here
the one who created you
tell him to climb back
that he may welcome you 
after your last birthday
if otherwise, relax...

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Categories: religious, satire,

Birthday Gifts For Refugee Children

Bedridden hopes
Tears
Blood...

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Categories: rights, satire,

During My Birthday

during my birthday
many visitors came
a dog without a tail
a girl without breasts
a snake that bites not
cat without eyes, ears
a bird with no wings
driver without vehicle
baby...

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Categories: history, satire,

Sophie Reiff, Trophy Wife

Is this the weekend, by the way?
           (I always think it’s Saturday!)
   ...

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Categories: satire,