Please Let Me Have My July 4th - As Spoken By Trump

I want a parade Let it be huge No chance I’ll be swayed Don’t be a scrooge. Lot’s of Brass Bands Marching Marines The clapping of hands This thing’s in my genes. I may not have served I wasn’t quite well But now its deserved A big show and tell. Just a few tanks A fast plane or two All to give thanks To the red, white and blue. Macron does it well Putin much more But I can foretell That both will be sore. I’ll be the ring master The one with the voice The perfect broadcaster And for that there’s no choice. For some things I know I haven’t a clue, But to put on a show Is my own special brew. So sit back and wait For what I’ve in store My work’s so first rate You’ll clamor for more