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Baby Satire Poems

These Baby Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about Baby. These are the best examples of Satire Baby poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Cagey Canary Cat Caught
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Categories: satire, bird, cat, giggle, home,



Premium Member Where Are You Now
He got a speeding ticket on a lonely road in Montana.  It was 3AM.  He was alone.  All the “support” groups were...

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Categories: humor, irony, satire, scary,

Premium Member Lullaby
a lullaby to a famished child is as putting a dead baby to sleep  ...

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Categories: abuse, analogy, satire,

Premium Member Beware the Otters
Of many times we have in life,
Like some within the water.
A charm it seems, but darkness rife,
The mean and precious otter.

When first you glance, how...

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© Jd Maxwell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: satire, animal, divorce, evil, friendship,

What You Say To a Cat What a Cat Thinks
What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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Categories: satire, adventure, allegory, angst, animal,



Baby Workshop
There is babies’ workshop
Too much care is the scare
The leanest is in the chair
Hand in the chin thinking
“Today, we make history” 

The fattest rises and...

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Categories: emotions, satire,

Premium Member Did You Hear That
Running, dripping, or still; 
Life's a faucet, we’re a thirst, 
To never drink our fill.
We drink and think 
We are immune to pain from one...

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Categories: satire, confusion, fate, imagination, mental

Captain Kuni Lemel Strikes Again
Captain Kuni-Lemel strikes again
(even when iron not hot, but rather cold as ice)

Yours truly a day late dollar short
dollars to donuts bonafide klutz
living testes mint...

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Categories: satire, adventure, character, crazy, fate,

Premium Member Relatively Speaking
I've got one less relative than Snow White
alas, none of my six relations are a delight

Let me tell you about my cousin Regina
After childbirth, she's...

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Categories: family, humorous, satire,

Premium Member The Trumpist Vote
THE TRUMPIST VOTE: A satirical Persian poem and its English translation, by the poet himself.

POST / SHARE / FORWARD / PUBLISH (with attribution--please)

NOTE: In addition...

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© Moji Agha  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: satire, america, confusion, history, political,

Premium Member Deep Thoughts Not By Jack Handy
I suppose it wouldn't be that bad to star in a cheesy tv show if the show was about cheese.

Careful what you order in the...

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Categories: satire, food, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Putin's Song
~ In the Kremlin ~

To the melody of 'In the Ghetto'
Recorded by Elvis Presley, c. 1966


On a cold and dreary Moscow morn
Another Commie baby born
In...

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Categories: satire, death, growing up, hero,

The Covid Motion
The Covid Motion (sung to The Locomotion)
Everybody's learning how to wash their hands now,
C'mon baby do the Covid Motion
It's about as easy as a certain...

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Categories: america, satire, song,

Premium Member Shifting Sands
Shifting Sands

Chagrined but involved
Demographics today presents:
The Silent ones and Baby boomers,
Gen Xers, Xennials and Millennials
And Generation Z in the digital era
Agape; staring in bewilderment
And groping...

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Categories: america, humor, political, satire,

Once Upon a Forgotten Kingdom
Once upon a time in Erin land,
the sun smiled on the people 
the rains communed peacefully with thunderstorms
Erin flowed with palm wine and palm oil,...

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Categories: satire, africa, brother, bullying, forgiveness,


Book: Shattered Sighs