Santy Poems - Poems about Santy

...I wrote to Prof Arab And I asked Dr Jew I spoke with Mrs Christian And typed to ChatGPT too One of them said it was spiritual The other, it was not real Another said academic fiction The la......Read the rest...

...Walking in the wilderness I ran into a bear He had yellow eyes And purple hair He was in front of his house Living by a lake He was standing in his yard Holding a rake He waved me over ......Read the rest...

...What kind of a tree is that? I asked Santa with a bit of glee. He smiled his mirth and amusement but did not actually answer me. You should be able to tell just by looking said my cousin Wee. She ......Read the rest...

...I came to you on enfeebled feet Heavy of heart downcast in eyes. And, in a flash, you threw your arms Around me in such a loving embrace The joyous euphoria of those who dare. In a flash the e......Read the rest...

...I look at a mountain’s crown of ice When birds sing and flowers smile. In nature peace and wisdom found Around us conflict and hate abound It is time for nations to hold hands And welc......Read the rest...

...The Whos down in Who-ville have no reason to dread The fake skinny Santa wearing a coat colored blood red. They sleep soundly, delighting that tomorrow is Christmas Day. One tiny Who, Cindy Lou, c......Read the rest...

...I saw Santy Claws today which was weird Because he usually is not seen even in December I told everyone They looked at me like I used to look at Chicken Little When he was crying that the sky ......Read the rest...

...I am going to be the next Dr. Suess. I can make things rhyme at the turn of a goose. I am terrific at shaking people loose Stand back man, I am enjoying my juice. Hold up! Maybe Tim Burton is ......Read the rest...

...Here comes Santy Claus, Here comes Santy Claus, Bringing you Santy Claus pain. Vicious old bastard with sharp-hoofed reindeer pullin' on the reins. Bells are ringing, children screami......Read the rest...

...SHHHH..... its 12o clock Do I hear a knock ?? Oh no , is it the chimney ? Or is it ................ SANTA CLAUS !!!! Its 25th December , the day I've been waiting for, To open my gifts by given by......Read the rest...

...Four Score and Many Years Before There came about a No Toys Law Burgermeister was the One , Who Oversaw This Decree led to Lots of Gore Until One Man Stepped To The Fore His Name is Known Sin......Read the rest...

...silly silly rick santorum demanding that *********** go away so that christians can pretend like their way is the only game in town (ban ***********, ban same-sex marriage, ban sugar, ban television,......Read the rest...