Making New Friends

Walking in the wilderness I ran into a bear He had yellow eyes And purple hair He was in front of his house Living by a lake He was standing in his yard Holding a rake He waved me over Inviting me into his home That’s when I found out He wasn’t alone I met a jolly red guy Who became my best friend I met a bunny named Jerry Who loved eating sand I have the coolest friends now Especially Santy Clause Come to find out I was tripping balls I soon realized this When I came too I had passed out on the couch After sniffing glue