does this outfit make me look fat
...Does this outfit make me look fat? The crocodile asked the saleslady.
A bull-speaker, gusher and a compliment-er was, this lying gal, Sady.
You look marvelous, she said, I love the polka dots, stri...
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Categories:
saleslady, humor,
Form: Rhyme
EV shock therapy
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I went to my car dealer, I hoped to save the planet
The saleslady told me EVs were cheap, and to call her Janet
She said we've got so many subsidies, and they're a great deal
I bought a F-150 Li...
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Categories:
saleslady, car, humor, natural disasters,
Form: Lyric
Twas the Night Before Christmas
...'Twas the night before Christmas and I was still shopping
when I would much rather have been bar to bar hopping.
I juggled bags of presents that cost far too much dough.
The sidewalks were crowded...
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Categories:
saleslady, christmas, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Back To School
...Stores are kinda busy,
people are on a shopping spree,
young and old they may be
they all want something free.
Then a message, pleasing to see,
reads: "buy one, take one for free".
An old...
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Categories:
saleslady, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Together For the Long Ride
...The perky saleslady looked at my aging bicycle
and asked if I would consider a newer model
something lighter
something sexier.
I told her, "My bike and I have a delicious history -
our past an...
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Categories:
saleslady, love, marriage, relationship,
Form: Free verse
One Nightstand
...From the furniture store I've been banned -
did the saleslady misunderstand?
Claimed malicious intent
but that's not what I meant
when I asked, "Can I get one nightstand?"...
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Categories:
saleslady, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Homely Baby
...My new born son is as ugly as he can be.
I'm offended when people say he looks like me.
I wanted a son, that is every man's dream.
But when people see him, they always scream.
Last week, a sale...
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Categories:
saleslady, baby, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Artist Andrew Wyeth
...He called them the great men
Thoreau, Goethe, Emerson, Tolstoy
Yet even as a child, I discovered Wyeth's greatness
“Christina’s World” called to me
fascinated child, as m...
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Categories:
saleslady, art,
Form: Free verse