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heat wave

...ned with your lips all you have is just smile and my frost drips off as if in a droll you rescued me my saint bernard cheers to a sip of that which i drink i'm drunk......Read More

Categories: saint bernard, muse,
Form: I do not know?

Paint Holds Me Together

...m a sloppy painter, putting my elbows and knees into paint, smearing the canvases, Dumping over paint jars. Imagine a Saint Bernard trying to paint, that is me. In the morning I am not sure if I do not use the mirror, or if I do not noti......Read More

Categories: saint bernard, humor,
Form: Free verse

cold weather welcome mat haiku

...jack frost gives me life a saint bernard jumps and plays good riddance, summer......Read More

Categories: saint bernard, cool, weather,
Form: Haiku

on a particular sunday after church

...some blue cream soda we take our reverie to the new deck your brother built for us and admire the view old sookie the saint bernard finds the energy to come and beg for our food he is drooling banana peel brain style and you toss him som......Read More

Categories: saint bernard, dog, food, happiness, joy,
Form: Free verse

Reincarnated

...wner. Even though I'm a dog, she still gives me a boner. I was shocked when I looked in the mirror and saw that I'm a Saint Bernard. Some times my wife tries to date men but I chase them and I bite them hard. When I was a Human, I had e......Read More

Categories: saint bernard, animal, dog, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Life as I know it

...ad. It's the laughter of a child as they run in their back yard. It's the chirping of a blue jay and the barking of a Saint Bernard. The little things that make up your life are precious earthly sights. Loosely throwing our lives away, ......Read More

Categories: saint bernard, beauty, blessing, life,
Form: Ballad

Dear friend

...wering cereus, and arousing like chocolate covered deserts. That your big brown delicious eyes make me salivate, Like a Saint Bernard on the hottest day of August. I might be a man—you might be a man— so what? ......Read More

Categories: saint bernard, friendship,
Form: Free verse

My Dog Doppelganger

...cause a friend wanted to know If I was a dog, what kind would I make? I don't like the heat so give me some snow A Saint Bernard rescuing the stranded seems my kind of a rural life No big city kitties could I be branded No yorky cud......Read More

Categories: saint bernard, allegory, pets, me,
Form: Rhyme

CHRISTMAS WINDOWS - WE BE SMART

...He mighta fooled the neighbor kids when he complain, "Chimney all plugged up!" Mighta have fooled our Saint Bernard when he say. "Nice dawg you have there sonny." But! That man with them argyle sox and tennis shoe......Read More

Categories: saint bernard, childhood, father, children, funny
Form: I do not know?

I Asked

...t replied, “So that all may see the light” I asked the moon why it was so cool And it continued to spin… I asked the Saint Bernard to walk the dog And it began to dance I asked the horse to whinny And it did, as the pony pranced… I a......Read More

Categories: saint bernard, art, education, family, imagination,
Form: Free verse

I loathed that Saint Bernard

...esponsible. That witch wouldn't keep her dog tied or put a fence in her yard. A lot of people suffered because of her Saint Bernard. We took the owner to court but the judge said there was nothing he could do. What the hell is this coun......Read More

Categories: saint bernard, angst, animals, people, pets,
Form: I do not know?