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Christmas Windows - We Be Smart

He mighta fooled the neighbor kids when he complain, "Chimney all plugged up!" Mighta have fooled our Saint Bernard when he say. "Nice dawg you have there sonny." But! That man with them argyle sox and tennis shoes pillow stuffed beard lop-slide-sided He aint NOOO WAY! Santa Claus That fool be our skinny ol dad!

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/25/2010 8:17:00 AM

YE be smart and ye speaks eubonics. heehee (is that what they call it?)

Nola Perez

Date: 2/21/2009 8:46:00 AM

Mr. Austin, This is too cool for school! As an invited author to Amelia Island Book Festival 2011 (www.bookisland.org) might I read this to a festival school kids gig? Best, best Nola P

Margaret Okubo

Date: 1/4/2009 7:25:00 AM

LOL.Thanks for the laugh this morning. Beautifully done.

Heidie Buys

Date: 12/29/2008 7:57:00 AM

Brings back precious memories this one. Well done. Regards Heidie

John Heck

Date: 12/28/2008 8:38:00 AM

LOL! Hey now...I still believe in Good Ol' St. Nick...although I didn't receive half the gifts on my list this year...I must have been a naughty boy. LOL! Have a Happy & Healthy New Year. Peace always, John

Vince Suzadail Jr.

Date: 12/27/2008 5:00:00 PM

Oh! But that is Santa Claus. Ain't that the guy who put presents under your tree? Vince

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 12/23/2008 8:59:00 AM

You skinney old thing you..what a darling poem..brings back memories..still have that old red suit around somewhere. BG

Sharon Winter

Date: 12/23/2008 5:50:00 AM

Daver, you are so UNIQUE! And that is in a good way. : ) This is too funny and could that have been YOU playin Santa or your dad? ~lol~ Either way, someone be smart! Thanks for that sweetest comment. Merry Christmas once again! Hugs, Shar xoxo

Kristin Reynolds

Date: 12/23/2008 5:39:00 AM

LOL Good ole daddio - glad he didn;t get stuck. lol loved this Daver, your writes and comments always make me smile and light up, thank you. :) Love, Kristin

Christopher Higgins

Date: 12/23/2008 4:55:00 AM

Loves this!..I was watching the movie ps I love you and for some strange reason as I read this I could hear an Irish voice reading along with me..I think I am losing my mind..lol..this is awesome!