Best Saint Bernard Poems

Though not in his nature to beg
He would flip for a sip from the keg
Of the rum or the brandy
That dangles so handy
His lips near...

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(This is a true story)

I love dogs but there was one dog that I hated.
When she died in 1985, I celebrated.
That stinking dog roamed the...

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My skin and hair will never fall off, because the paint will always hold us together.
Paint is perpetually on my nails, under my nails, on...

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If I had to say for sayings sake
Just because a friend wanted to know
If I was a dog, what kind would I make?
I don't like...

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jack frost gives me life
a saint bernard jumps and plays
good riddance, summer...

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The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver...

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He mighta fooled the neighbor kids
    when he complain, "Chimney all plugged up!"
Mighta have fooled our Saint Bernard
    when...

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homemade chicken noodle soup and a grilled lipton burger
sixites latin music bumping out of the speakers and your booty just a-shakin'
no cares in the moment...

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I always thought it was impossible for a person to reincarnate but I learned that they can.
After I died, I reincarnated but I didn't come...

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Small little  Halle, Molly, and Dolly  
full of mischief, puppy collies; 
climbing over each other in their folly. 
Snarling and growling, around in...

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The Rottweiler

I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler
Not unless I were prepped like a miler
Seems a little inbreeding
Done without heeding
Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler

The Saint...

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Rarely do I stop and think about the meaning of life.
Something that is taken for granted daily as I am busy with work and being...

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Would you still be my friend if I told you I loved you?
That after all these years you were always the one
How watching you smile—is...

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I asked the spirit why it was blue 
And it smiled and replied “Blue holds the truth”
I asked the dove why it was so white
And...

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say your hellos
i'm prespiring
look at those

eyes combined
with your lips
all you have

is just
smile 
and my

frost drips off
as if in a droll
you rescued me

my saint bernard
cheers to...

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