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Sacroiliac Poems - Poems about Sacroiliac

Why I Can't Read

...
     Once I thrilled to Homer’s Odyssey
        to his Iliad equally

     ‘Til I hurt my sacroiliac
         ~ and traded literature for TV
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Categories: sacroiliac, change, health, humor, literature,
Form: Rhyme

A Pain In My Sacroiliac

...

Moving some boxes, holy crap
Got a dirty big pain in my sacroiliac
Not young anymore
Like was once before
Must take care or my back will crack

...

Categories: sacroiliac, pain,
Form: Limerick

Egomaniacs and Heart Attacks

...No one likes an egomaniac
      or welcomes pain in their sacroiliac

    And what kind of monomaniac
      enjoys a sudden heart attack

    Yet it's my opinion, if not established fact 
    ...

Categories: sacroiliac, health, life, pain, sleep,
Form: Monorhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

A Sacroiliac Day

...I thought this was for old folks? my hair dark brown
Just a little gray, I watch clever acidic comedies at night
I have dreams, had hope but now the pain adds years
My husband is cranky and my hea...

Categories: sacroiliac, age, body,
Form: Free verse

A Nymphomaniac

...My sacroiliac is really quite outta whack
My body used to resemble that of a lumberjack
As time goes by
The pain intensifies
Till I'm screaming out loud like a nymphomaniac...

Categories: sacroiliac, pain,
Form: Limerick

Singing the Old Age Blues

...My knees crack and creak 
       like an old barn door 
And I can't just take a seat 
       anyplace, anymore.
I can no longer get up if 
       I try to sit on the floor.
My hearing is pretty...

Categories: sacroiliac, age, body, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Lower Back Pain

...This morning
as I awake
cattle prod
right in the
sacroiliac.
Moooo....

Categories: sacroiliac, humor, pain,
Form: I do not know?

A Big Pain In My Sacroiliac

...Moving some boxes, holy crap
Got a dirty big pain in my sacroiliac
Not young anymore
Like I was once before
Must take care or my back I'll crack


© Jack Ellison 2015...

Categories: sacroiliac, angst, humor,
Form: Limerick

Why Is a Beast a Beast

...The image of beast doesn’t know
being an image of formidable  foe
he is hindrance to his own essence glow
the pride of life is but parasitic show

The fact in the parasitic show
is the fact that does...

Categories: sacroiliac, inspirational, god, god, image,
Form: Rhyme

Mona Lisa

...Mona Lisa has worn that mystical smile on her mug for over 500 years!
Who is this mysterious lady who at us from The Louvre benignly peers?
She had to sit for over four years for the artist to capt...

Categories: sacroiliac, art, funny, mysterywoman, smile,
Form: Rhyme

Big Football Fan

...Just like the football I am
small on the ends and big in the middle.
Sharp as a tack and fit as a fiddle,
seventy four (in the waist) and can still bounce back.
Of course it’s pretty hard on the ...

Categories: sacroiliac, funnyhair,
Form: Rhyme

P D How Foxxy Is She

...What in the world is she gonna do
A trip made to the Atlanta zoo
The white silver back
Might cut her some slack
And teach her more than a thing or two

Too late she found out how amorous
Apes ...

Categories: sacroiliac, funny
Form: Limerick