P D How Foxxy Is She

What in the world is she gonna do
A trip made to the Atlanta zoo
The white silver back
Might cut her some slack
And teach her more than a thing or two

Too late she found out how amorous
Apes are for not being glamorous
A week in his sack
Her sacroiliac
Wished he was a duck billed platypus

On the way home she stopped for a bite
She washed up in the room on the right
As she walked out the door
There on the marble floor
T. P. trailed up her dress out of sight

Foxxy lady I think you have to know
You seem to make a hit as you go
The owner will not mind 
Leave the t. p. behind
I’ll pretend to be your loving beau

She turned to see who said this to her
A parrot on a perch caused a stir
Do I look like a bird
Is what ev’ry one heard
As she left spinning wheels in a blur

So don’t go by yourself to the zoo
Take a friend or better yet take two
One watch front, one behind
A foxxy lass won’t mind
The ape waits for a new rendezvous

© May 2010 cgh for PD’s contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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A  Avatar
May 31, 2011 at 11:40 PM
congrats on your awesome contest entry luv*Skat
Henderson Avatar
May 31, 2011 at 11:47 PM
Hey, good to see you. Has been a while.
A   Avatar
May 31, 2011 at 11:38 PM
Charles~ CONGRATULATIONS!! In my contest, and thank you for supporting my contest. I had a great time reading and judging every entry in my contest. Thanks for being among all my chosen winners. have a great one,.. Poet D.
Maverick Avatar
May 31, 2011 at 4:54 PM
congratulations on the win Charles, in P D's contest.
Brown Avatar
May 31, 2011 at 6:59 AM
Congratulations on your placement in P.D's contest Charles. Love, Carol
Sweetheart Avatar
May 30, 2011 at 8:20 PM
Congrats Charles on your wonderful win in P.D.'s contest with this awesome tale on her mystique luv.. enjoy..
Onclaud Avatar
May 30, 2011 at 8:06 PM
a gem of a piece, charles! super cheers for the fine spot! :) huggs
Mehta Avatar
May 30, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of P.d. Charles
Devonshire Avatar
May 13, 2011 at 8:31 AM
Very clever and funny limericks, Charles. The zoo trip and the T.P. humor had me laughing. PD will love your entry. Best wishes in her contest. Love, Carolyn
Dietrich Avatar
May 12, 2011 at 8:44 PM
heehee this is full of fun, which is what PD likes. I hope she loves it!
Onclaud Avatar
May 12, 2011 at 8:16 PM
very smooth and totaly engaging, charles!.. bring it on with winning wishes to you! :) huggs, nette
Sweetheart Avatar
May 12, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Well done Charles..P.D. my BFF should luv this entry .. a foxxy lass for sure she is .. great expressions..good luck in this one and thankxx for your 'two curve to curve' domment .. any contests on the horizon for u luv?
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May 12, 2011 at 8:14 AM
THis is excellent Charles!Enjoyed.Thanks for your inspiring words at my page...
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