Funny Romance Poems

up from the east
rose the sun for a feast
with the moon who was still up at dawn
the two for a banquet 
upon a tartan blanket
and...

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Your love is a cake
Chocolate with whipped icing
Gluttonous-I am
...

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    Pickles in tea
      black beans with cheese
    Surely no way to
  ...

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Ruby romance her with a silver stanza
Of purple passionate verses
Like you desire her hips her lips
To love you in entirety

Your heart mahogany and though human
Possesses...

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I never understood why people said they “caught feelings”.
That didn’t make any sense. How can you catch feelings?
You can catch a cold or the flu,...

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Rendering rainbows over candy kisses
Above the marvels of a mindless moon
Meandering with fairies and flower wishes
Miming melodies frolicking with a flirting tune
Nimble poets prance scribing...

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In the quiet of twilight's tender embrace,
Our souls entwine, a celestial grace.
Your eyes, twin stars, guide me home,
In this cosmic dance, we're not alone.

Beneath moon-kissed...

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Backseat bingo- such a blast!
Passion pit- made in the shade.
Fat City- cranked and crazy!
With dolly- cloud nine!

...

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Bought me blue roses,
And served me seafood salad
And dizzying red wine,
Best Valentine of my life....

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If I sing songs lined with honey 
Will you let me be your bunny? 
     Let my hands make your heart...

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there was a goddess named Aphrodite
and Ares’ appetite strong and mighty
	the oysters he had
	perhaps had gone bad
because she remained wrapped in her nightie...

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Sometimes you must go through hell to find heaven
it’s a trip everyone must take
Making excuses is a spark that starts a lie 
a fire out...

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If you give me your love
I'll make you be my dove
Because you're the only girl that i love
If love is a real love

We don't hardly...

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Can you take this flower?
Why?
You meant why?
Yes ! Why? 
Take it please?
So Why? 
You meant again Why? 
Forcing me , Why? 
It is yours
Liar! 
Why...

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You
waltz, RIGHT
in.
Such poise.
That sly smile,
defined
chin,
and pair
of bright, blue,
sparkling eyes.
Bedazzled,
my mind,
hides.
Yet you've
seen ME. And...
do greet
me,
with a
KISS.


Date: 03.22.23
Sponsor: Emile Pinet
Contest: Waltz Wave Poetry Contest...

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