Funny Romance Poems

Tall and willowy she stands
out from all the other women;
her face most expressive
when the choir sings a song.
"Out on the Mira, on warm afternoons..."
her voice...

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You joined the Navy.
I joined the circus. 
I was always a clown, 
and you were always 
so serious.
...

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Speaking love
By Reggie
As I think of you, my mind begins to unbind,
and my nerves start to level and calm.
As you come to grasp my heart,...

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A Magical Journey Poetry Contest
Constance La France

"When we were hit by the magic wand's spell we suddenly became swans"
Quote by author

I hold three magic rocks,...

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Sweetheart
no gifts needed
no tech, just our presences 
laughter, games, fun, and pleasure too
romance....

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Fire and ice
Yin and yang
Not an obvious couple

He was frozen, icy, distant, unapproachable
She was friendly, outgoing, loud, funny.
They got along almost too well

Fire and ice
Yin...

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Old Steve was a marvelous kitty
But what happened to Steve was a pity
He was born in a barn
On a twelve-acre farm
His career was chasing the...

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Your love is a cake
Chocolate with whipped icing
Gluttonous-I am
...

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    Pickles in tea
      black beans with cheese
    Surely no way to
  ...

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Ruby romance her with a silver stanza
Of purple passionate verses
Like you desire her hips her lips
To love you in entirety

Your heart mahogany and though human
Possesses...

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I never understood why people said they “caught feelings”.
That didn’t make any sense. How can you catch feelings?
You can catch a cold or the flu,...

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Rendering rainbows over candy kisses
Above the marvels of a mindless moon
Meandering with fairies and flower wishes
Miming melodies frolicking with a flirting tune
Nimble poets prance scribing...

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In the quiet of twilight's tender embrace,
Our souls entwine, a celestial grace.
Your eyes, twin stars, guide me home,
In this cosmic dance, we're not alone.

Beneath moon-kissed...

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Backseat bingo- such a blast!
Passion pit- made in the shade.
Fat City- cranked and crazy!
With dolly- cloud nine!

...

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Bought me blue roses,
And served me seafood salad
And dizzying red wine,
Best Valentine of my life....

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