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Funny Romance Poems

These Funny Romance poems are examples of Romance poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Romance Funny poems written by international poets.


Crime of Sex
They called it short gratification—
but I lost my soul in the trade.
A moment’s pleasure,
for a lifetime of emptiness,
a spark that consumed
the temple I once was.

O...

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Categories: romance, depression, divorce, drug, funny



Premium Member Dad's Car Seasoned Well
Summer Funny Limerick Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin

The heat of summer in his dad's car
The son takes his date to gaze a star
Lover's lane shines on so...

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Categories: romance, 12th grade, car, dad,

Premium Member How I Met the Love of my Life
Tall and willowy she stands
out from all the other women;
her face most expressive
when the choir sings a song.
"Out on the Mira, on warm afternoons..."
her voice...

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Categories: love, romance,

Speaking love
Speaking love
By Reggie
As I think of you, my mind begins to unbind,
and my nerves start to level and calm.
As you come to grasp my heart,...

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Categories: romance, appreciation, change, dream, love,

Premium Member My Magical Journey
A Magical Journey Poetry Contest
Constance La France

"When we were hit by the magic wand's spell we suddenly became swans"
Quote by author

I hold three magic rocks,...

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Categories: romance, beauty, crush, fantasy, relationship,



Valentines Day
Sweetheart
no gifts needed
no tech, just our presences 
laughter, games, fun, and pleasure too
romance....

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Categories: romance, cute love, first love,

Premium Member fire and ice romance
Fire and ice
Yin and yang
Not an obvious couple

He was frozen, icy, distant, unapproachable
She was friendly, outgoing, loud, funny.
They got along almost too well

Fire and ice
Yin...

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Categories: romance, relationship,

A CAT NAMED STEVE
Old Steve was a marvelous kitty
But what happened to Steve was a pity
He was born in a barn
On a twelve-acre farm
His career was chasing the...

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Categories: romance, 10th grade, animal, cat,

Sweet Love
Your love is a cake
Chocolate with whipped icing
Gluttonous-I am
...

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Categories: romance, cute love, funny love,

Premium Member Raw Carrots in Lard
    Pickles in tea
      black beans with cheese
    Surely no way to
  ...

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Categories: food, funny, relationship, romance,

Premium Member Romance is a Dance
Ruby romance her with a silver stanza
Of purple passionate verses
Like you desire her hips her lips
To love you in entirety

Your heart mahogany and though human
Possesses...

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Categories: romance, art, celebration, dance, evil,

Catching Feelings
I never understood why people said they “caught feelings”.
That didn’t make any sense. How can you catch feelings?
You can catch a cold or the flu,...

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Categories: romance, feelings, heart, how i

Premium Member Rascally Romance
Rendering rainbows over candy kisses
Above the marvels of a mindless moon
Meandering with fairies and flower wishes
Miming melodies frolicking with a flirting tune
Nimble poets prance scribing...

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Categories: romance, cute love, feelings, funny

Twilight Romance
In the quiet of twilight's tender embrace,
Our souls entwine, a celestial grace.
Your eyes, twin stars, guide me home,
In this cosmic dance, we're not alone.

Beneath moon-kissed...

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Categories: romance, cute love, funny love,

Premium Member Jacketed - dodo

Backseat bingo- such a blast!
Passion pit- made in the shade.
Fat City- cranked and crazy!
With dolly- cloud nine!

...

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Categories: funny, romance, word play,


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