Funny Roll Up Poems

Roll out
Anywhere
Circling the room
Maybe a stop in Chicago
A good night sleep going left and right 
Hard to sleep tight
All happening at night side to side
One...

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Louhi Louhi, me gotta go
Louhi Louhi, me gotta go.
Fine little demoness waits for me
Me sail across Pohjola Sea
Me sail dat ship all alone
I never think...

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Pickled okra, pickled beets
Pickled corn and pickled beans
Of all the pickles that I see
Cucumber pickles are the best
Dancers, players, pickles
Celebrating, showing their
Vinegar tails, their garlic...

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Poor Priddy Prattle
sitting on the stair.
Who comes along
but Fred Astaire.

Stretch your limbs,
relax and dance.
Up, he implores,
dance and prance.

Poor Priddie Prattle
had not a clue,
stuck in her...

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Eyes roll
like marbles
around the room
teens protest out of touch
grown-ups...

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(giggly apologies to Bo Diddly and Buddy Holly)

I'm tellin' you how it's gonna be
You gonna play tiddlywinks with me
Tiddle forever and one day
Winks are winks...

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Lauren Hill slow songs thrill,

they pop like a fast moving pill,

I am flopped on top of a junk food bill,

and running with a skunk who...

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My mind is up to trickery,
to find the words like chicory,
rhyme them with words like hickory,
and keep this poem going.

Rarely do I know,
which way the...

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Hungry Jimmy from Baker's Drift
Received a bread roll as a gift,
He sliced tomato and some cheese,
Added mayo just to please,
It went down so very swift....

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Egg, Nuts and Rock & Roll

Chicken eggs are not handy when it comes to cholesterol, 
Dieting is a waste of contributing, to satisfy his monster...

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Got it blastin
Pumpin up my blood
Ready to scream 
Eager to fight
Kick down the door
Up all night
Rock in my ears
Lust in my eyes
Rippin it up till...

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Sit stubborn on your perch of heat
be still until I’m gone
my vigil won’t induce one note
toward your explosive song.

My absence sets your trigger
faint gurgling a...

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The biggest controversy of the day
Is toilet paper – which way should it lay
Should it roll under and hug the bathroom wall
Or over the top...

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Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION...

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Rick, you got me once again;
I'm tired of feeling dumb.
Curse your mindless hyperlinks!
Kiss my big fat bum!

Rick, I'll never pass it on,
On this day or...

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