Rod Serling
...Rodman Edward Serling
at Ithaca College tried out for curling
he found he couldn’t sweep for the stone
and decided to write the Twilight Zone
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Categories:
rodman, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
Double Limericks
...The Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?
The platypus, though, is eage...
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Categories:
rodman, cheer up, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick
Limericks Vii - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
...Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:
There was a lewd whore from Nantucket
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Categories:
rodman, humor, humorous, light, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Desperate Message Never Sent To Kim Jong Un
...Oh please for the sake (and sock e)
of brethren deemed friendly, i be
see-ch ye with genuine humility
to desist launching nuclear missiles.
This American bloke put his lock,
stock and barrel...
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Categories:
rodman, angst, anxiety, crush, death,
Form: I do not know?
Dedicated To Donald Trump
...Dedicated to Donald Duck
You are greatly admired
By the following
The deplorables
Kellyanne Conway
She will con you all the way!
Adolph Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Mussolini
Sarah Palin
P...
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Categories:
rodman, bible, butterfly, death, nonsense,
Form: Free verse
Desperate Message To Kim Jong Un
...Pardon any absent adulation, bequeathed capitulation, devoted dedication, indiscretion, blabbering peroration, improper salutation or any unintended vexation if this unknown earthling sent a nearly i...
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Categories:
rodman, abuse, dark, emotions, evil,
Form: Free verse
Three the Hard Way
...There are three guys on the Chicago Bulls team who reign supreme
Also known as “Three the hard way”
These three guys together can whip any team they play
On any given day
There’s Mike, there’s Sc...
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Categories:
rodman, sports
Form: Rhyme