School Rhyme Poems

If fruit could go to school,
a tree wouldn't grow a fool.
Yet, some things you can't teach,
Exhibit A, the peach....

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To each of my children please know I love you.
If you weren't my children, I don't know what I'd do.
As babies and infants you brought...

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There is a beautiful little village
Down a long rainbow coloured country lane
Known to only a few
Where  collective colourful characters reign

The residents of Rainbow Village
Are...

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Provoking her is not easy to do
She’s been teaching children since fifty-two
Spanking was the norm back in the day
I still like to use it she...

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my teecher liked my pikture of a train i drawed in skool 
she sed she liked it lots and lots and i was very glad

i...

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They called her triple scoop at school cuz she was kind of plump 
she was made of ice cream, so all day long she ran...

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24 Dr Peppers
 One day I started running and my legs fell off.
 I was in the army, and I had to clean the floor...

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Henry found his people
And they’re up there on the stage,
Where with the audience, they all
Can magically engage.

We’ve watched him since his day of birth
And marveled...

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Sung to the tune of "Oh Little Town of Bethlehem"

Our infant school nativity,
Directed by Mrs. Page,
Was my first opportunity
To act upon the stage.
I always was...

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They're smiling leniently don’t be silly 
You can’t be apolitical these days
I’m smiling back I don’t trust them initially,
It doesn’t fall under a criminal offence
I’m...

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Virat..never ersatz..fat cat with the bat

Look at record book stats in every format

Kerching bling King of tats

Vicious & pernicious in the ring

Kohli kidology methodology thing


Tit...

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All over the news
Rage stews 
Seems a war does rage
People are afraid to turn the page
Mankind is entering a new stage
Leaders fight without heart
War of...

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I call myself a "senior teenager"
(put the two together and you get "seenager").
I have all that I ever wanted as a teenager
- lots of stuff,...

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Today I’m grateful for knowing the difference….
(something I learned long ago while attending Catholic school)
between religions that are kind, loving, compassionate and giving
and religions that...

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“Dream if you can a courtyard
An ocean of violets in bloom
Animals strike curious poses
They feel the heat
The heat between me and you” Prince (Prince Roger...

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