Funny Rhyme Poems

Always messing up
When I feel so upset
Going all in way too hard
To lose another stupid bet

Losing all my hard earned money
Yet again I am robbed...

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EGBERT THE ADORABLE OCTOPUS & OTHER NONSENSE VERSE

Egbert the Octopus
is so damn cute
& smarter than u
(the point is moot) 
'cause he doesn't pollute
when he commutes,...

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Heading into Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Men, 
In search of a stable.

Heading out of Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Turkeys,
While they were - still able.
...

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Time is a funny thing.
When you’re watching the hands of the clock,
they slow down like the sudden halt of an earthquake.
Like water filtering out its...

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Deep in the unfettered land of Rainbow Forest…sit of child of Never Known. A toddler boy, appeared in the realm to see what he saw...

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You can see it in our faces,
by the looks in our eyes.
There's no way I am the father.
They who said it told you lies.
You can...

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?? Dashing through the mall,
With a coffee in my hand,
Frantic gift-card haul,
This wasn’t what I planned!
Sales are all but gone,
Shelves are looking bare,
How’d I wait...

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Do you want to have a baby?

     I'll give you a definite maybe.
     Babies can cry and...

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Sometimes my poetry flows like honey
and sometimes it's been misunderstood.
That's when I tend to find it seriously funny
that some take it personally, as if they...

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Charles Green was eight years old, and his father was a great teacher.
Yet, Charlie preferred playing to school; because he was a daydreamer.

The Greens lived...

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Sausage donkey cabbage tart,
Railway pine cone bullfrog fart.
Sponge cake fairy toilet duck,
Sheep banana lampshade truck.
Table country sailboat twit,
Birdie signpost moose tree Brit.
Christmas turnip football ...

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From the moment we are born…when we first open our eyes to see
we begin writing a book…an album…our autobiography.

As we grow…as each minute, hour and...

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THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS 

Thanksgiving has now come and gone,
But we’ve still got turkey by the pound,
So the question now becomes,
What leftover recipes can be found?

We can...

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Twas the night before Christmas late dinner.
Table set, waiting for Conner, a beginner.
Wondering which turkey will be a winner.
Wild round neighborhood, non any thinner.

Turkeys saw...

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What are you doing?
What  are we supposed to do?
How are they growing, 
Where will you go?

Thought of something?
You did nothing ,
Things are lost;
Can’t bear...

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