Funny Rhyme Poems
These Funny Rhyme poems are examples of Rhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rhyme Funny poems written by international poets.
The Marriage Marathon
Many years ago when we were all young, we dated looking for a...
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Categories:
rhyme, friend, love, wedding,
A Jar of Mustard and Ketchup TooYes you are lacking in basic culinary skills
your cooking is wanting for a flavor thrill
And heaven knows you'll never make a savory dish
so close your...
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Categories:
food, fun, funny, humor,
The Clown With No NameThere he stood with his painted face;
All focused on the bright colours that he wore.
No one saw his eyes (they were out of place),
Why should...
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Categories:
cry, dark, depression, loneliness,
ARD WORKIN LADBloomin Eck,Bloomin Eck !
I just got mi-sen a job.
A mista wants his coal in,
An offed me a bob.
He told me if a hurry up,
A can...
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Categories:
fun, funny, work, youth,
weather
sunny day to play
here comes the wind and cold rain
play is now over
Date Written: 6/24/2022
How Many Syllables...
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Categories:
rhyme, cool, day, fun, kid,
Out Of School
Out of school~it is summertime, ...
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Categories:
rhyme, food, fun, kid, school,
The Old Rusty Gate
The old rusty gate ...
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Categories:
rhyme, dad, fun, joy, kid,
Now Rest
You lied to get your way
You wanted it all,
I cried tears everyday
Rest in peace in the cemetery wall.
Date Written: 6/22/2022...
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Categories:
rhyme, home, life, peace,
Strawberry Ice Cream
Dish held my sugar cone
Ice cream of plump strawberries they were not alone
Sunny afternoon this was sweet when I was young
Hushed my talking tongue.
Date Written:...
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Categories:
rhyme, cool, fun, love, summer,
GOOD OL' FRED
eye see you so the blind man said
as in each hand he held a fishy head
their steely eyes were icy cold and dead
his wit it...
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Categories:
fish, funny, nonsense, silly,
Toad In The HoleThough I'm ugly and I'm old,
And I'm fat and I'm bald,
And I'm grey and I'm cold;
I've still a story to be told …
I've never been...
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Categories:
angel, animal, character, cute,
Fi Fi the Sneaky
If she say's honey we,
she means honey you.
If she say's honey please,
she means honey do.
When she say's honey geez,
Dude, it's getting brutal,
hot tongue and cold...
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Categories:
funny, humorous,
Just Passing ThroughPassing through for a short time
Just stopped in to tell you “Hey”
nothing specific on my mind
Haven’t had much to say.
Been over a year since...
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Categories:
friendship, happiness, writing,
Funny DriftKelogb (6-7-6)
Poem stolen as gift
Lacks regard in all shifts
Clouded of ego's drifts...
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Categories:
abuse, age, art, betrayal,
Many Dewdrops
Upon the beautiful flowers
many dewdrops sit~wait
the dewdrops are filled with powers
reaching from the flower towers
what did the water drops create
what will become their fate.
...
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Categories:
bird, flower, fun, home,