Funny Rhyme Poems
These Funny Rhyme poems are examples of Rhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rhyme Funny poems written by international poets.
Dating in Socks and CrocsI decide to take the plunge, internet dating is all the rage
My loneliness grows, I decide it’s time I try to engage
I join several...
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Categories:
funny, humorous,
FIND ME SOMEBODY TO LOVE
Lovesick Ollie Octopus
was feeling so terribly sad
He burst into floods of tears
and sobbed to his grandad
Grandad said now Ollie
will you please stop crying
The ocean is...
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Categories:
humorous,
Speaking with ShakespeareI ran into Shakespeare the other day.
Told him I too am writing a play.
He asked about the premise, which was a reeler.
I had no idea...
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Categories:
hilarious,
The Beast from LodiI, I am an aye aye
I'm from Lodi
Hi-dee-ho-di
I, I'm a shoo fly pie
Wearing tie dye
Buzzing sky high
I do not lie guy....
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Categories:
animal, crazy, fantasy, funny,
Money - a means or end in itselfRunning after money, without any rest
You don't pause, your life lacks zest
Desiring to earn more, always in a hurry
You lead a life of stress, ever...
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Categories:
money,
Is It June or October
Today was my shopping day, ...
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Categories:
rhyme, animal, crazy, food, funny,
Today
Today I send you a little prayer.
Angels with loving wings cover over you every where.
Date Written:6/11/2021
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Categories:
angel, love, spiritual,
THE GALLOPING GABBY HORSES WITH WINDY VOICES-If horses
Had voices
They would yell Hee Haw!
But that's the cowboys atop their backs
Releasing them from their corrals-stalls
Galloping away
As they sway
Yippee ki-yay...
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Categories:
analogy, appreciation, character, funny,
Categories:
funny love,
Book CoverThe person you see
that's not really her
you need to take time
she's not so demur
She might seem quiet
look boring and old
but take the time
because she's solid...
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Categories:
age, humanity, i am,
My Heart
My heart was a happy heart, ...
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Categories:
rhyme, blessing, family, god, hurt,
To All The Dads
To all the dads may they be blessed. ...
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Categories:
blessing, children, god, love,
The Poet's Hands Are Tied
as they type or write
words-ideas fill their heads
masterpiece appears
Date Written: 6/6/2021...
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Categories:
rhyme, poets, words, write,
Trite Reprising IndignationI don't read your literature
I don't like standing in your lines
I abhorre your hypocrisy bukkake'd in a den of flies
You want originality?! I'll show you...
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Categories:
angst, books, change, confidence,
CRUSH
I met you, you met me, I fell in love directly
the moment passed by but my soul got stuck in there exactly
I think your vibe's...
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Categories:
anxiety, boy, crush, funny,