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Funny Rhyme Poems

These Funny Rhyme poems are examples of Rhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rhyme Funny poems written by international poets.


Achoo
The sickeningly sweet perfume irritated his nose
That flirty scent of fake flowers, imitation rose
Lingered in his nostrils too long, what a tease!
It tickled, he could...

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Categories: funny,



Start again?
Well, I guess it's time...
Just remember, I didn't draw the line.
You all dont care cause you're doing just fine,
In the end, you've shown that you...

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© Onyx Perth  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: devotion, dream, emotions, funny,

her only wish lol verison
To work with someone is her only wish,
It is boring to sell fish,
All she has is seaweed, not pearls, to cherish,
For lunch, she eats potato...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member An Invisible Rose for Your Birthday
Yesterday was your birthday
Unfortunately, that was a busy day
However, I went to the garden
Of my heart this beautiful morning
Where I picked an invisible rose that...

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Categories: anniversary, august, autumn, beautiful,

Premium Member A Good Sense of Humour Blunts the Sharp Blades of Reality
I try to crack a joke to tame a tense situation,
As a way of blowing up the slow building steam.
With a joke, I see all...

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Categories: giggle, humor,



Premium Member Many Associates Yet Alone
Isn't it funny how you can be surrounded by many people but feel so alone
It appears you have a social life because you're always checking...

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Categories: lonely,

Premium Member Demon Bashing
You just get rid of one demon, when another pops up to take their place
All you want to do is move on, but the little...

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Categories: funny, giggle, hilarious, humorous,

Premium Member TAKE A HIKE
There were times when I was young…when I got on my parent’s nerves…
when I did things they did not like…
when they wanted me out of...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nature,

A Ghost Story
"I want to die in your bed
With bittersweet memories,
And a drunken head.
Never want to be alone,
Not for a single moment.
I am scared, scared of the...

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Categories: absence, heartbreak, heartbroken,

Premium Member Caveman Speaking
You ask me why I live in cave
Caveman not want to be a slave
I take a chance and look around
I see that people act like...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: age, freedom, humanity, humor,

Armed Conflict Law
Armed Cyber Conflict Law
Is mepping your logic floor

This president is a bore
His reasoning for the war
You don’t want to stand for
For that with the funds...

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© Kate Kelly  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: war,

BAYES
Bayes theorem 
Offers you probability
That limits your this ability
In achieving internal tranquility

Change your rhythm
Look through another prism 
Reason exists for this schism

Neither you shall be...

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© Kate Kelly  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: magic, philosophy,

Root Of All Evil
Isn't it funny how people see money
pieces of metal so very small
there's not a lot you can do
with a penny or two
money itself has really...

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Categories: how i feel, humanity,

Magic Rabbit
A funny-looking bunny dropped by the other day
black white and brown fur a stray who'd lost his way
and
he let me hand-feed him with carrot tops
and...

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Categories: animal, fun, word play,

Home is Home
The first thing she saw when she opened her eyes
is his beautiful smile , as she sits up and tries
but the doctor says ' no,...

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Categories: anxiety, faith, together,


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