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Funny Rhyme Poems

These Funny Rhyme poems are examples of Rhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rhyme Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Spooked Mr Johnson
Old Mr. Johnson, with broom in one hand,  
Told his sweet granddaughter, “Sleep, not grandstand!”  
Her room was empty, the air grew cold—...

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Categories: cool, crazy, dark, deep,



LOVE WEAK
Love is like a pulling feeling in our heart, it can make us feel weak, 
Weak to the knees, making us want it endlessly. 
Love...

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Categories: america, first love, funny

Premium Member Dancing Dots
Dancing dots that you can't see
Dance messages of love from me
And when I finish I hit send
Then when they reach you on your end
You'll know...

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Categories: for her, funny love,

Premium Member Saving Gum

   Always available to chew,
   Need a perspective or two.
   Allows you to see,
   How saving gum...

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© Kim Stone  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: 6th grade, 7th grade,

Premium Member Revised Nursery Rhyme - Mary - Bitesize Contest
      Mary ate a great big ham
        her gills turned white as snow

...

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Categories: food, funny,



Cheeky baby swagger
Coocoo doodle I do,
Not every day I coo,
What Mum can do, I can –
My skin needs a sun tan.

My hair with homemade curls,
My makeup shines...

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Categories: child, childhood, children, feelings,

Premium Member I Want A Funny
I took my new friend from Mars,
to the store not to the bars.
He was accompanied by his little green dog,
many thought he was a funny...

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Categories: dog, giggle, green, humor,

Premium Member Genghis Makes His Mark
My little guy to my happy surprise
is with me still and very spry
His heart pills keep him ticking on
personality of his still is strong
He loves...

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Categories: dog, humor, love, pets,

Premium Member The Lost Canary
There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bird, friend, funny, humorous,

The Kitten
The Kitten

In canine halls of wisdom, where dogs do reside,
A furry little menace, has decided to abide,
A kitten, small and sassy, with eyes so bright,
A...

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Categories: animal, friend, friendship, funny,

Monday
Monday makes a jolt 
Waking up a new week
A sudden pesty reminder 
That life is more than sleep....

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Categories: funny, life,

How Did You Care To Love Someone Like Me
How did you care to love someone like me
Whose name is burdensome for you to bear
A boy whose reputation suffers glee
And whose tomorrow uncertainties scare

How...

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Categories: addiction, age, art, break

A Ticklish Situation
Call me fickle
no doubt about it
I’m in a pickle
a firkin full of gherkin
quite a quandary
tho' still a dill
the question isn’t funny
it’s ridiculous
others may tickle us
yet...

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Categories: how i feel, humorous,

Hotty to Naughty
Hotty to notty—
That’s a bad thing, bro.
Hotty to naughty—
Now that’s a good way to go.
Hotty to notty,
Hotty to naughty.

Hotty to notty—
Their looks go bad.
Hotty to...

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Categories: funny love, humorous, nonsense,

GOLDEN ALCHEMIST
You came for me and I am still flourishing
Obstacles were once on my path now they they are destroyed in my favor
How funny it is...

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Categories: 9th grade, devotion, god,


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