Funny Rhyme Poems
These Funny Rhyme poems are examples of Rhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rhyme Funny poems written by international poets.
if it walks like a goose
10th grade, 11th grade,
If it walks like a goose and talks like a goose it might be a goose.
I was confused because my mother and her friends' talk...
Santas silly snifters
Bright eyed red nosed reindeer,
Raring frantically to go,
Waiting for that iconic signal,
A belting “ho ho ho”.
Flying gifts down children’s chimneys,
One house two house three house...
Funny New Years Resolutions For 24
rhyme, fun, humor, new year,
Quote By Poet "The pen is the tongue for many writers."
Welcome to the new twenty-four,
I am laughing on the floor.
Pen you need to change,
Crooked aisle of thoughts
fun, funny, happiness, happy,
Moon is my soul
Sun is my brain
That's why whenever I cry my energy drains
When I smile it rains
And all my makeup goes in vain
Santa's Christmas Eve
celebration, christmas, forgiveness, funny,
Santa Claus was bellowing, things were wacked,
the giant red sleigh was packed,
the reindeer weren't harnessed up,
he stomped in the snow, broke his cocoa cup.
May you have a lovely day
May love kiss you on your way
May you always have a smile
Never walk a lonely mile
I hope you have the...
dance, flower, food, snow,
The white out doors is covered with fluffy snow,
the cold winds will swirl and blow.
The pretty flowers in my garden will not grow,
rhyme, night, peace, prayer, sky,
Tonight as I gazed out my window,
I saw a shiny bright star on a velvet sky.
I wondered if it hung over...
Santa Needs More Zoom
fun, happy, humor, kid,
After last year slow night ride~after all the millions of miles,
Santa's sled needed a check-up with smiles.
Last year his sled went...
caught myself a spaceman
10th grade, 4th grade,
Caught myself a spaceman with a rah, rah, rah
Put him in a jar, all fresh, green, funny and raw
He looked at me and I knew...
the song you stole
analogy, art, betrayal, break
music notes used to dance for me
when I played the ivory keys
little birds flying high
bringing back pieces of the great blue sky
I WRIT A POME
fun, poetry, writing,
I writ a pome that shocked the teachers
Knocked the collars off the preachers
Awoke those sleeping in the bleachers
Then I wrote another one
Made it funny just...
I love you, I love you not
Just let me take all you got
Just a money bot
Everyone is out to take
Bad decisions are easy to...
An Untraditional Christmas Story
christmas, funny, humorous,
Way up North where the moose and reindeer roam,
Santa and Mrs.Claus have their cozy home,
the year-round toy factory was buzzing with busy elves,
it was close...
Christmas Comes With Planning
rhyme, christmas, food, giving, humor,
Christmas comes with planning,
who are you buying gifts for.
What to get them,
what to eat.
Oh well I took...