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Funny Rhyme Poems

These Funny Rhyme poems are examples of Rhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rhyme Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member if it walks like a goose
If it walks like a goose and talks like a goose it might be a goose.
I was confused because my mother and her friends' talk...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Santas silly snifters
Bright eyed red nosed reindeer,
Raring frantically to go,
Waiting for that iconic signal,
A belting “ho ho ho”.

Flying gifts down children’s chimneys,
One house two house three house...

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Categories: christmas,

Premium Member Funny New Years Resolutions For 24
Quote By Poet "The pen is the tongue for many writers."

Welcome to the new twenty-four,
I am laughing on the floor.
Pen you need to change,
tongue you...

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Categories: rhyme, fun, humor, new year,

Crooked aisle of thoughts
Moon is my soul
Sun is my brain
That's why whenever I cry my energy drains 
When I smile it rains
And all my makeup goes in vain

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Categories: fun, funny, happiness, happy,

Premium Member Santa's Christmas Eve
Santa Claus was bellowing, things were wacked,
the giant red sleigh was packed,
the reindeer weren't harnessed up,
he stomped in the snow, broke his cocoa cup.

Suddenly, there...

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Categories: celebration, christmas, forgiveness, funny,

Premium Member Best Wishes
May you have a lovely day
May love kiss you on your way
May you always have a smile
Never walk a lonely mile

I hope you have the...

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Categories: blessing,

Premium Member Winter Time
The white out doors is covered with fluffy snow, 
the cold winds will swirl and blow.
The pretty flowers in my garden will not grow,
there is...

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Categories: dance, flower, food, snow,

Premium Member Tonight
Tonight as I gazed out my window,  
I saw a shiny bright star on a velvet sky.  
I wondered if it hung over...

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Categories: rhyme, night, peace, prayer, sky,

Premium Member Santa Needs More Zoom
After last year slow night ride~after all the millions of miles,  
Santa's sled needed a check-up with smiles.  
Last year his sled went...

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Categories: fun, happy, humor, kid,

Premium Member caught myself a spaceman
Caught myself a spaceman with a rah, rah, rah
Put him in a jar, all fresh, green, funny and raw
He looked at me and I knew...

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Categories: 10th grade, 4th grade,

the song you stole
music notes used to dance for me 
when I played the ivory keys
little birds flying high 
bringing back pieces of the great blue sky 

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Categories: analogy, art, betrayal, break

Premium Member I WRIT A POME
I writ a pome that shocked the teachers
Knocked the collars off the preachers
Awoke those sleeping in the bleachers

Then I wrote another one
Made it funny just...

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Categories: fun, poetry, writing,

Premium Member Four hundred
I love you, I love you not
Just let me take all you got
 Just a money bot
Everyone is out to take
Bad decisions are easy to...

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Categories: birth, birthday,

Premium Member An Untraditional Christmas Story
Way up North where the moose and reindeer roam,
Santa and Mrs.Claus have their cozy home,
the year-round toy factory was buzzing with busy elves,
it was close...

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Categories: christmas, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Christmas Comes With Planning
Christmas comes with planning,  
who are you buying gifts for.  
What to get them,  
what to eat.  
Oh well I took...

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Categories: rhyme, christmas, food, giving, humor,