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Funny Rhyme Poems

These Funny Rhyme poems are examples of Rhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rhyme Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member MY BEST FRIEND, MAXINE THE FAIRY

Sunny yellow straw hats with ribbons and bows,
Butterflies that shine when the full moon glows,
Feather cushions scattered of bright pink and blue, 
Buttercups and daises...

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Categories: appreciation,



Premium Member Sixth Extinction
Once fishes, swift and swimmy,
populated seas, so many, 
while birds, ever fast and flighty,
ruled the sky in numbers mighty.
Ask man if a sixth extinction's funny,
he...

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Categories: nature,

Premium Member Grannies On A Road Trip
                      Grannies On A...

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Categories: funny, humor,

Friends
Everything in the fridge is fresh and good. 
A funny sign at the store made of wood. 
My best friend is making his way into...

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Categories: friendship,

THE TEASE
SHE DANCES JUST BEYOND YOUR REACH,
A WHISPER LOST ALONG THE BEACH.
A SHADOW CAST BY THE SETTING SUN,
A GAME BEGUN, BUT NEVER WON.

SHE SPEAKS IN RIDDLES,...

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Categories: beauty, crazy, funny love,



Premium Member funny farm or loony bin
Funny farm or loony bin?
Depends what kind of mood I’m in
Mad house increases my lunacy
I take my pills and watch tv

Fall asleep, don’t care if...

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Categories: how i feel,

Premium Member Smile and Know it
Isabel was the youngest of four children, dwelling in a large old house,
Nestled under the burgeoning oak trees, in green spring, of no doubts.

Isabel's parents...

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Categories: rhyme, child, devotion, easter, fantasy,

Middle Matters
I’m at the net,
Fast hands, quick feet.
I read the game,
I take my stand.

You swing?
I’m there.
You tip?
I’ll block.

I jump high,
Land strong,
In the front,
I belong.

I control the...

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Categories: cool, courage, devotion, emotions,

Premium Member The Punch-U Gang
There is a new English gang in town
In the town of Punctuation
They call themselves the “Punch U” gang
A solid gang with a strong foundation

The Punch-U...

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Categories: fun, humor, language, words,

Premium Member emu birds at my window
Three funny-looking scraggly emu birds were pecking at my window
I thought it was the rain or maybe hail until I looked out
They were hilarious-looking; what...

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Categories: bird,

The Relentless Run and the Restless Rhyme

Jaguar Paw, with a run and a leap,
From his hunters, he'd constantly creep.
Through jungles so dense,
With incredible sense,
"This chase," he thought, "makes me go to...

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Categories: rhyme, film, fun, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Behind the Clown’s Big Smile
It’s time for you to perform.
Your big smile’s painted on.
Smile, oh, clown, keep smiling.
You can do it. C’mon!

Hold your tears till later
for when the make-up's...

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Categories: angst,

Hey Lady You Know
{based on a classic joke}

A lady briskly walked one day,
To work, not far, just blocks away.
She passed a shop with parrots near,
When suddenly, she paused...

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Categories: funny,

The Parrot Who Knew Too Much
Perched up high, a nosy spy,
a feathery fiend with a twinkling eye.
Mimics whispers, spills the tea,
squawking secrets recklessly!

"Mrs. Jones wears curlers bright!"
"Mr. Clark snores every...

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Categories: bird, funny,

Droplet's Sacrifice
The mission was simple;
To save the whole planet
From white clouds
Lies the troopers

The wind howled
As they fell down
A headfirst dive
At the speed of sound

Death is a...

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Categories: funny,


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