Funny Rhyme Poems

If it walks like a goose and talks like a goose it might be a goose.
I was confused because my mother and her friends' talk...

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Bright eyed red nosed reindeer,
Raring frantically to go,
Waiting for that iconic signal,
A belting “ho ho ho”.

Flying gifts down children’s chimneys,
One house two house three house...

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Quote By Poet "The pen is the tongue for many writers."

Welcome to the new twenty-four,
I am laughing on the floor.
Pen you need to change,
tongue you...

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Moon is my soul
Sun is my brain
That's why whenever I cry my energy drains 
When I smile it rains
And all my makeup goes in vain
I...

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Santa Claus was bellowing, things were wacked,
the giant red sleigh was packed,
the reindeer weren't harnessed up,
he stomped in the snow, broke his cocoa cup.

Suddenly, there...

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May you have a lovely day
May love kiss you on your way
May you always have a smile
Never walk a lonely mile

I hope you have the...

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The white out doors is covered with fluffy snow, 
the cold winds will swirl and blow.
The pretty flowers in my garden will not grow,
there is...

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Tonight as I gazed out my window,  
I saw a shiny bright star on a velvet sky.  
I wondered if it hung over...

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After last year slow night ride~after all the millions of miles,  
Santa's sled needed a check-up with smiles.  
Last year his sled went...

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Caught myself a spaceman with a rah, rah, rah
Put him in a jar, all fresh, green, funny and raw
He looked at me and I knew...

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music notes used to dance for me 
when I played the ivory keys
little birds flying high 
bringing back pieces of the great blue sky 
now...

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I writ a pome that shocked the teachers
Knocked the collars off the preachers
Awoke those sleeping in the bleachers

Then I wrote another one
Made it funny just...

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I love you, I love you not
Just let me take all you got
 Just a money bot
Everyone is out to take
Bad decisions are easy to...

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Way up North where the moose and reindeer roam,
Santa and Mrs.Claus have their cozy home,
the year-round toy factory was buzzing with busy elves,
it was close...

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Christmas comes with planning,  
who are you buying gifts for.  
What to get them,  
what to eat.  
Oh well I took...

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