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Funny Rhyme Poems

These Funny Rhyme poems are examples of Rhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rhyme Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Dating in Socks and Crocs
I decide to take the plunge, internet dating is all the rage
My loneliness grows, I decide it’s time I try to engage 
I join several...

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Categories: funny, humorous,



Premium Member FIND ME SOMEBODY TO LOVE

Lovesick Ollie Octopus
was feeling so terribly sad
He burst into floods of tears
and sobbed to his grandad

Grandad said now Ollie
will you please stop crying
The ocean is...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Speaking with Shakespeare
I ran into Shakespeare the other day.
Told him I too am writing a play.
He asked about the premise, which was a reeler.
I had no idea...

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Categories: hilarious,

Premium Member The Beast from Lodi
I, I am an aye aye
I'm from Lodi
Hi-dee-ho-di
I, I'm a shoo fly pie
Wearing tie dye
Buzzing sky high
I do not lie guy....

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Categories: animal, crazy, fantasy, funny,

Premium Member Money - a means or end in itself
Running after money, without any rest
You don't pause, your life lacks zest
Desiring to earn more, always in a hurry
You lead a life of stress, ever...

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Categories: money,



Premium Member Is It June or October

Today was my shopping day,                                         ...

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Categories: rhyme, animal, crazy, food, funny,

Premium Member Today

Today I send you a little prayer. 
Angels with loving wings cover over you every where. 


Date Written:6/11/2021 
Bite Size Poem no6 Poetry Contest 
Sponsored...

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Categories: angel, love, spiritual,

Premium Member THE GALLOPING GABBY HORSES WITH WINDY VOICES-
If horses 
Had voices
They would yell Hee Haw!
But that's the cowboys atop their backs 
Releasing them from their corrals-stalls
Galloping away 
As they sway 
Yippee ki-yay...

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Categories: analogy, appreciation, character, funny,

Premium Member Feeling Cheery




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Categories: funny love,

Book Cover
The person you see
that's not really her
you need to take time
she's not so demur

She might seem quiet
look boring and old
but take the time
because she's solid...

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Categories: age, humanity, i am,

Premium Member My Heart

My heart was a happy heart,                                       ...

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Categories: rhyme, blessing, family, god, hurt,

Premium Member To All The Dads
To all the dads may they be blessed.                                   ...

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Categories: blessing, children, god, love,

Premium Member The Poet's Hands Are Tied

as they type or write 
words-ideas fill their heads 
masterpiece appears 
 

Date Written: 6/6/2021...

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Categories: rhyme, poets, words, write,

Trite Reprising Indignation
I don't read your literature
I don't like standing in your lines
I abhorre your hypocrisy bukkake'd in a den of flies
You want originality?! I'll show you...

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Categories: angst, books, change, confidence,

CRUSH
I met you, you met me, I fell in love directly
the moment passed by but my soul got stuck in there exactly
I think your vibe's...

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Categories: anxiety, boy, crush, funny,