Funny Rhyme Poems
These Funny Rhyme poems are examples of Rhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rhyme Funny poems written by international poets.
MY BEST FRIEND, MAXINE THE FAIRY
Sunny yellow straw hats with ribbons and bows,
Butterflies that shine when the full moon glows,
Feather cushions scattered of bright pink and blue,
Buttercups and daises...
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Categories:
appreciation,
Sixth ExtinctionOnce fishes, swift and swimmy,
populated seas, so many,
while birds, ever fast and flighty,
ruled the sky in numbers mighty.
Ask man if a sixth extinction's funny,
he...
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Categories:
nature,
Grannies On A Road Trip
Grannies On A...
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Categories:
funny, humor,
FriendsEverything in the fridge is fresh and good.
A funny sign at the store made of wood.
My best friend is making his way into...
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Categories:
friendship,
THE TEASESHE DANCES JUST BEYOND YOUR REACH,
A WHISPER LOST ALONG THE BEACH.
A SHADOW CAST BY THE SETTING SUN,
A GAME BEGUN, BUT NEVER WON.
SHE SPEAKS IN RIDDLES,...
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Categories:
beauty, crazy, funny love,
funny farm or loony binFunny farm or loony bin?
Depends what kind of mood I’m in
Mad house increases my lunacy
I take my pills and watch tv
Fall asleep, don’t care if...
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Categories:
how i feel,
Smile and Know itIsabel was the youngest of four children, dwelling in a large old house,
Nestled under the burgeoning oak trees, in green spring, of no doubts.
Isabel's parents...
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Categories:
rhyme, child, devotion, easter, fantasy,
Middle MattersI’m at the net,
Fast hands, quick feet.
I read the game,
I take my stand.
You swing?
I’m there.
You tip?
I’ll block.
I jump high,
Land strong,
In the front,
I belong.
I control the...
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Categories:
cool, courage, devotion, emotions,
The Punch-U Gang
There is a new English gang in town
In the town of Punctuation
They call themselves the “Punch U” gang
A solid gang with a strong foundation
The Punch-U...
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Categories:
fun, humor, language, words,
emu birds at my windowThree funny-looking scraggly emu birds were pecking at my window
I thought it was the rain or maybe hail until I looked out
They were hilarious-looking; what...
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Categories:
bird,
The Relentless Run and the Restless Rhyme
Jaguar Paw, with a run and a leap,
From his hunters, he'd constantly creep.
Through jungles so dense,
With incredible sense,
"This chase," he thought, "makes me go to...
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Categories:
rhyme, film, fun, funny, hilarious,
Behind the Clown’s Big Smile
It’s time for you to perform.
Your big smile’s painted on.
Smile, oh, clown, keep smiling.
You can do it. C’mon!
Hold your tears till later
for when the make-up's...
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Categories:
angst,
Hey Lady You Know{based on a classic joke}
A lady briskly walked one day,
To work, not far, just blocks away.
She passed a shop with parrots near,
When suddenly, she paused...
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Categories:
funny,
The Parrot Who Knew Too MuchPerched up high, a nosy spy,
a feathery fiend with a twinkling eye.
Mimics whispers, spills the tea,
squawking secrets recklessly!
"Mrs. Jones wears curlers bright!"
"Mr. Clark snores every...
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Categories:
bird, funny,
Droplet's SacrificeThe mission was simple;
To save the whole planet
From white clouds
Lies the troopers
The wind howled
As they fell down
A headfirst dive
At the speed of sound
Death is a...
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Categories:
funny,