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Funny Rhyme Poems

These Funny Rhyme poems are examples of Rhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rhyme Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member The Marriage Marathon
Many years ago when we were all young,                          we dated looking for a...

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Categories: rhyme, friend, love, wedding,

Premium Member A Jar of Mustard and Ketchup Too
Yes you are lacking in basic culinary skills
your cooking is wanting for a flavor thrill
And heaven knows you'll never make a savory dish
so close your...

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Categories: food, fun, funny, humor,

The Clown With No Name
There he stood with his painted face;
All focused on the bright colours that he wore.
No one saw his eyes (they were out of place),
Why should...

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Categories: cry, dark, depression, loneliness,

Bloomin Eck,Bloomin Eck !
I just got mi-sen a job.
A mista wants his coal in,
An offed me a bob.

He told me if a hurry up,
A can...

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Categories: fun, funny, work, youth,

Premium Member weather
sunny day to play 
here comes the wind and cold rain 
play is now over 
Date Written: 6/24/2022 
How Many Syllables...

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Categories: rhyme, cool, day, fun, kid,

Premium Member Out Of School
Out of school~it is summertime,                    ...

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Categories: rhyme, food, fun, kid, school,

Premium Member The Old Rusty Gate
The old rusty gate                                         ...

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Categories: rhyme, dad, fun, joy, kid,

Premium Member Now Rest
You lied to get your way  
You wanted it all,  
I cried tears everyday 
Rest in peace in the cemetery wall.    

Date Written: 6/22/2022...

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Categories: rhyme, home, life, peace,

Premium Member Strawberry Ice Cream
Dish held my sugar cone
Ice cream of plump strawberries they were not alone
Sunny afternoon this was sweet when I was young
Hushed my talking tongue.

Date Written:...

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Categories: rhyme, cool, fun, love, summer,

Premium Member GOOD OL' FRED

eye see you so the blind man said
as in each hand he held a fishy head
their steely eyes were icy cold and dead
his wit it...

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Categories: fish, funny, nonsense, silly,

Premium Member Toad In The Hole
Though I'm ugly and I'm old,
And I'm fat and I'm bald,
And I'm grey and I'm cold;
I've still a story to be told …

I've never been...

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Categories: angel, animal, character, cute,

Premium Member Fi Fi the Sneaky

If she say's honey we,
she means honey you.
If she say's honey please,
she means honey do.
When she say's honey geez,
Dude, it's getting brutal,
hot tongue and cold...

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Categories: funny, humorous,

Premium Member Just Passing Through
Passing through for a short time
Just stopped in to tell you “Hey” 
nothing specific on my mind
Haven’t had much to say.

Been over a year since...

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Categories: friendship, happiness, writing,

Funny Drift
Kelogb (6-7-6)

Poem stolen as gift 
Lacks regard in all shifts 
Clouded of ego's drifts...

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Categories: abuse, age, art, betrayal,

Premium Member Many Dewdrops
Upon the beautiful flowers
many dewdrops sit~wait
the dewdrops are filled with powers
reaching from the flower towers
what did the water drops create
what will become their fate. 


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Categories: bird, flower, fun, home,