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Funny Rhyme Poems

These Funny Rhyme poems are examples of Rhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rhyme Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member We Went Looking
We went looking for our first home,                  ...

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Categories: cry, fire, garden, home,



Pew Pew Pew
Pew! Pew! Pew!
With my little Chicom
Don’t you know that she’s the bomb!
Got my level 2 vest and my little Chicom
Oh Baby! The fight is on!
The...

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Categories: games, humorous,

If I Say I'm Sorry
So, If I say i'm sorry
For what I say or what I do
Does my apology really matter
If I don't believe it to be true? ...

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Categories: abuse, bullying, care, conflict,

She is too dumb to understand how I've won
(ex boss)

funny how I've won and got the better
you won for twelve years now I'll win forever
cuz I'm in the right and you're just not...

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Categories: smart,

Premium Member If This Was My Last Poetry Contest Poem
If this was my last poetry contest poem what would I say,             ...

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Categories: fun, humor, joy, poems,



Premium Member Sixty Eight Sheep
Sixty eight sheep dancing on my head
Wandering across my face, declaring me quite dead.
Sure they are little but mighty you see
They are fleecy and funny...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Jump Ahead
Busted, played out, known to fail.
I’m climbing on the bridge’s rail. 

Used-up, tired, left behind. 
All friends, lovers leave, and I don’t mind.

Because I didn’t...

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Categories: anxiety, conflict, courage, dark,

Premium Member A Friend
When we met it was not the hot summertime.                ...

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Categories: friend, heart, love, poetry,

Premium Member Gemini Woman Brings home Cancer Man
Gemini met Cancer on a summer day
She quite frankly took his breath away
He thought things were done in male or pink
She showed him another way...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Rain Today
Rain today I must say,                    ...

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Categories: cool, dark, day, drink,

Premium Member In London Town
In London Town, a girl was born
The object of a woman’s scorn 
The lady Margaret, much reviled
Who won the fight, but lost the child

She had...

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Categories: beauty, conflict, england, faith,

Addiction
Addiction
By Jan Beaumont 

I really love my Netflix
I enjoy my Lightbox too
Prime Video's a goodie
and I don't know what I'd do
without my TVondemand 
ThreeNow is...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member Parakeet
When I was in third grade,                   ...

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Categories: bird, dad, love, mother,

Premium Member Kitty Pearl and Little Litty Lilly Loty Lolly Kat-
kute and kuttlely
anty and so kuttery
Little Litty Lilly
Loty Lolly likes too
Likes to chew
The dawg bones

When I come home from the office
Kitty Pearl drinkin' at the...

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Categories: adventure, analogy, engagement, funny,

Granny:
She is funny
She was my nanny
She is as intelligent as a bee
Nanny keeps my mother company
You know why?because she knows the sweetest stories
Nanny is very...

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Categories: adventure, america, anger, anxiety,