Funny Rhyme Poems

I didn't get much schooling so I can't read or write.
Many people don't understand my situation and plight.
I thought I was buying sugar but I...

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I forget to remember that I don't like you anymore
I keep trying to dislike everything about you I adore
Deleting every funny emoji that you sent...

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Happy Snappy Ladybug me.
I am as cheerful as you think I ought to be.
I fly brief ways from flower to flower.
Some are tasty, others are...

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Come learn the sad lesson of World War Three.
We fought it against a bizarre enemy
Of our own creation, unwitting and free,
Not guessing they’d dream up...

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There once lived a servant sort of in a way like you and I
In bills he couldn't make a dent no matter how hard ...

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I invited a dragon to dinner
(That was almost the wrong thing to do!)
Have you ever seen what a dragon
can do to a bowl of beef...

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My name is Ethel Mary 
And I have to tell you this
I hate it when Aunt Geri
gives a purple garlic kiss!
I hate it when my...

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I missed a blind corner one grim stormy night,
On a dark forest road, with no phone.
The crash was severe, but what gave me more fright
Was...

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Uncomfortable confronting 
your continuous consumption to which you're accustomed, 
the crunch, the chew, it's all you do, 
most munch at lunch while you the whole...

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Purple people eaters pursuing purple peas,
Paraphernalia progressing toward a purple please,
Amethyst bedding, purple clothes, and platform shoes,
Purple violets promoting purple woodland hues,

Purple is out there...

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Does chocolate milk come from a brown cow
Is a rabbit's foot lucky for the bunny
What good is a wish on a falling star
Are dad jokes...

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Volunteers are truly, the salt of all communities
and apart from feeling good, there are opportunities
to give a helping hand to those who might need it...

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HELLO 

          "Hello."

"What do you mean?"

          "What...

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The sleeping man awoke filled with dread
Not a sound to be heard he lifted his head
A leg suspended from the end of the bed
Was swiftly...

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I grew a beard
while waiting for you
it looks more and more
like I'll never get through

My left ear was aching
I switched to my right
This perpetual holding
has...

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Dear Carnsworth,

I have been dreaming that we will become an “us” since the first day of school.
You are friendly, and funny, and handsome, and you...

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My new born son is as ugly as he can be.
I'm offended when people say he looks like me.
I wanted a son, that is every...

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I went to church but the preacher was so boring.
He became upset every time he heard me snoring.
He dragged me by my hair and threw...

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Are you ok?
You dizzy?
Did you fall and hit your head?
Is that why forgot about
My being naked in your bed?
Do you need a doctor?
Did you lose...

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Its a shame how less and less
My dream is in total distress
For staying youthful and not growing
old--but each day it is showing
More and more-it will...

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