Republicans Poems - Poems about Republicans

One step back, two steps forward, Swing around and do the dance, Keep it fast, a little awkward A whole world audience to entrance. Now you've got them captivated Up the tempo, raise the heat, Some may need to be sedated As they wither from your beat. Hearts loud-pounding, foreheads thumping, Gasping air among the shouts, Doomsayers bleating, markets jumping, Second guessing, full of doubts. Quite the...

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They live off of taxpayer money and whatever they make on the side from the donors who keep them in Office a congressional bribery ride They care not for the needs of their voters for Republicans have their own plan to hold on to their places in Congress for as long as they possibly can So they cast...

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Folks ask why I chose Elon as my guy, Smart and tough Knows how to fight even when rough, Let him loose To put woke projects in the noose, Cause a stir For progressives to deter, Stop the rot That placed us all in this garotte. Act with haste Take a sledgehammer to the waste, Clean up house Never mind who first we douse, Set the scene For what will...

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I wonder How far we’ll go So desperate for heroes who are first Criminal enterprises Romanticized as rebels Lies wrapped in a maybe-he-could-make-it-all-better? From what? To what? We do not consider Perhaps for lungs A bowl of water A slice of sun shone through a winter window If I had fingers I’d perch atop an Oak Squawk to the mountainous clouds Construct a nest from its torn cotton If I had...

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And now it starts, And yes, I'm back at last, Four years of trials and tribulations, Capped off by this raucous jubilation. I fought and won, Proved them all wrong, The denigrators, The fake media perpetrators. Now watch them squirm As I storm into my term, So much to do, A solemn promise made to you. I ask why was I spared, When into death's eyes I clearly...

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If in the basket of deplorables must I be, To quote a term most used by sweetest Hilary, Then let me state this best I can, I'm voting for our country, not the man. A country where race and gender aren't the bait, But where everyone is open to debate, United by a sense of common pride Holding back divisions’ surging tide. Where...

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I am Indian by birthright, Simply black when it feels right, A gender champion through and through, A Southern Belle from the Bayou. I cover all the bases from Gay rights to MeToo, Environmental warriors – I’ll always stand with you. Black lives truly matter, the Homeless my pet task, All you need is Me, you don’t even need to ask. Show me...

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A coronation, watched by our entire great nation, Some with trepidation, others boisterous jubilation. Trump feted, his fawning family silhouetted, Basking in his light, his confidence and might. This Grand Old Party, it's followers vociferous and hearty, Anointing their chosen man, to rule their ever-growing clan; No harm to love a cause, giving thought and sometimes pause, To what this passion brings,...

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I play by the rules day in and day out, Showing my class, wielding my clout. I take the hard blows time and again, Knowing my patience shan't be in vain. Joe's on the ropes, all by himself, Waiting around to be dumped on the shelf, Restraint is my friend, as I pull back and watch, Those flailing wild jabs I so...

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Mumbling, stumbling, inaudible rambling, The pity, the pain all but Biden now feel, A spent man bereft, resorting to grumbling, The fishing line out for opponents to reel. How did we now reach this insufferable place, Where a once wily Joe spun his fine web, Enticing, enveloping with street gotten grace, His mock Irish banter making folks fall in step. The ravage of...

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Where to now, uncharted waters, Two men vying, two men scheming, Biden gloating, Trump now reeling, Storm clouds gathering, eyes aloft. So much anger, consternation, A million words spewed every day, Talking heads intent to sway, Incessant noise drowning our senses. Gone all reason, truth abated, Daggers drawn, no time to ponder, Where is grace, we're left to wonder, Faint the beacon that shone so bright, No...

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The communists are coming The democrats are crying And the republicans are lying This is May Day Please don’t run away The birds are coming The deer are running And the squirrels are jumping Oh! May flowers! How beautiful How gorgeous and wonderful To be alive. Spring is here We’re happy to be here, dear Not everything is politics Let’s chase away the ticks The mosquitoes, the pesky flies And...

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I know I'm slightly losing it and Jill sees that now too, So all we can but hope for is to Bluster and to Woo. What If I sometimes falter with names or something more, Only Fox is bent on keeping that lame and pointless score. The rest of my fan Media provides me with great flak, While I air...

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I'm sitting pretty biding my time Staying real quiet towing the line, For President Biden, that lovely old man Playing the game as only I can. Why make loud waves, somehow act up, When everything soon will fall in my lap, Quiet will do it, with a giggle or two, Hold my cards close and see this thing through. Joe barely knows and...

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My head is in a spin, My obsession just to win, I'm driven and I'm mad All I smell is gushing blood. I feel I'm in a surreal game That shooting sort - so very lame, Where targets pop-up all around, Nothing ever out of bounds. What's good for them is great for me, I'll deftly flatten all I see, From rabid lawyers to media...

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