Gershon Wolf Poet Rhyme

Republicans Have No Charisma

  	        They have zero charisma
                   Republicans give off no sparks
                Richard Nixon, so woeful wooden
                   He was carved from Noah’s Ark

                Ike and Mamie, a pair so excruciatingly dull
                   They spelled ‘live action’ – L U L L
                And next to JFK’s wife, Jacqeline
                    Mamie was a dime-store mannequin

                 Fess up, GOP, you’re a party of Mitch McConnells
                     Liven up, like that Democrat clown ~ Ronald McDonald

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Jim Healey August 10, 2026 at 8:19 AM I enjoy political satire. Well done, sir! Gershon Wolf August 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM Hey thanks, Jim... And would you beiieve that I normally vote for the elephants?!

sara Etgen-Baker July 31, 2026 at 2:52 PM spark and enthusiasm might just make them more appealing....but who knows in today's world.

Ken Martin July 31, 2026 at 12:50 PM Intriguing, an impressive poetic verse, I find that Double cheeseburgers have me believing in Ronald Mcdonald a little more.

Joseph P. DiMino July 28, 2026 at 9:32 AM Indeed, they need to get some spark into them...I think, many of them are spice-less, go silently along with the Dems (evil) (Marxists) because they are also themselves are dirty. Sheila Jackson Lee (if I recall correctly) once implied that, Obama had a file on everyone. He had perfected government spying on US Citizens. Made a science of political blackmail.

John Lawless July 28, 2026 at 5:40 AM ...bring on the clowns....oh wait....don't bother...there already here

Alison A Smith July 28, 2026 at 3:07 AM I like the humor in this political satyre