Funny Religious Poems
These Funny Religious poems are examples of Religious poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Religious Funny poems written by international poets.
Thin IceQuiet sighs
and quick goodbyes,
and road-less-traveled-bys
have me wondering—
why are the biggest storms named after people?
I could fall for a tornado,
get lost in the beauty of its...
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religious, christian, culture, friend, growth,
Various Heresies 12Various Heresies 12
God Had a Plan
by Michael R. Burch
God had a plan
though it was hardly “divine.”
He created a terror:
Frankenstein.
He blamed death on man:
was that...
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religious, anger, christian, fear, god,
I Don't Know How To Love HimMary Magdalene
The Ballad I Don't Know How To Love Him sung by Yvonne Elliman, from Jesus Christ Superstar
I don't know how to love him
What to...
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religious,
The Mirror of StupidityPeople love to believe stupid things. Some of us find it hard to believe stupid things and laugh at those who do, until someone laughs...
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religious, education, faith, funny, humor,
In PassingI saw an old friend from school today
I said, 'how have you been?' He said, 'mighty fine and how's your day?'
It's funny but I couldn't...
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religious, appreciation, blessing, deep, friend,
One of Us Mice[for Joan Osborne]
What if god was a little mouse
Just a mouse in a little house
Just a stranger and a louse
Tryin' to get the cheese....
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religious, animal, cute, fantasy, funny,
Bible StudyHello, there. Rise and shine. I think I’ll call you Adam/
Who are you? Your creator. The maker of all you fathom/
You can call me God....
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religious, angel, bible, christian, creation,
Saint Peyote of the Buttoned Down ShirtPray for us St. Mushroom of the Holy Sin
Keep our fingers free from sticky things
And safe from anxiety of the open hole
In the middle...
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religious, appreciation, corruption, food, forgiveness,
Journeya day in the life
of an everyday man
mostly working to live
to provide what he can
looking at others
and comparing success
but a man who has...
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religious, atheist, culture, earth, gospel,
The Song of SamsonMonoah had a wife,
who was barren most her life.
An angel came and whispered in her ear,
you'll have a son and hold him dear.
Now...
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religious, anger, betrayal, bible, christian,
Grovel Groan To the Bone
Ahab puppy loved him some evil Jezebel
Lassie boy collar eyes wag the fancy tale
He sleep on her good side,
sob say the cuckold bride
Groomed so wail...
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funny, humor, religious, truth,
Monotheistic PolyamoryShe built him a temple for one.
She offered monogamous fun,
“If you’ll but kneel,
You’ll cop a feel!”
To worship, head first he did run.
But when the...
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religious, blessing, corruption, desire, faith,
SoultrainThe Soul-train was leaving the station,
Believers were gathered on board.
Their hands were all reaching for heaven,
And happily praising the lord.
But someone was left on...
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funny, hilarious, humorous, religious,
The Minds of Mina and EuniceMi: Does God eat his boogers?
Eu: No of course God doesn't eat his boogers.
Mi: But I thought God could do anything.
Eu: Well he could...
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religious, funny, humor, mythology, philosophy,
The True Meaning of ChristmasTHERE'S RUDOLPH, FROSTY, SANTA CLAUS AND GOOD OLD EBENEEZER
THERE'S CAROLS SUNG BY EVERYONE FROM KISS ON THROUGH TO WHEEZER
THERE'S CD'S OUT FROM NAT KING COLE,...
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religious, celebration, christian, christmas, december,