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Funny Religious Poems

These Funny Religious poems are examples of Religious poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Religious Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member I Don't Know How To Love Him
Mary Magdalene

The Ballad I Don't Know How To Love Him sung by Yvonne Elliman, from Jesus Christ Superstar

I don't know how to love him
What to...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: religious,



Premium Member The Mirror of Stupidity
People love to believe stupid things. Some of us find it hard to believe stupid things and laugh at those who do, until someone laughs...

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Categories: religious, education, faith, funny, humor,

In Passing
I saw an old friend from school today
I said, 'how have you been?' He said, 'mighty fine and how's your day?'

It's funny but I couldn't...

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Categories: religious, appreciation, blessing, deep, friend,

Premium Member One of Us Mice
[for Joan Osborne]

What if god was a little mouse
Just a mouse in a little house
Just a stranger and a louse
Tryin' to get the cheese....

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Categories: religious, animal, cute, fantasy, funny,

Bible Study
Hello, there. Rise and shine. I think I’ll call you Adam/
Who are you? Your creator. The maker of all you fathom/
You can call me God....

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Categories: religious, angel, bible, christian, creation,



Saint Peyote of the Buttoned Down Shirt
Pray for us St. Mushroom of the Holy Sin
Keep our fingers free from sticky things
And safe from anxiety of the open hole 
In the middle...

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Categories: religious, appreciation, corruption, food, forgiveness,

Journey
a day in the life 
of an everyday man
mostly working to live
to provide what he can

looking at others 
and comparing success
but a man who has...

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Categories: religious, atheist, culture, earth, gospel,

The Song of Samson
Monoah had a wife,
 who was barren most her life.
An angel came and whispered in her ear,
 you'll have a son and hold him dear.

Now...

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Categories: religious, anger, betrayal, bible, christian,

Grovel Groan To the Bone

Ahab puppy loved him some evil Jezebel
Lassie boy collar eyes wag the fancy tale
He sleep on her good side,
sob say the cuckold bride
Groomed so wail...

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Categories: funny, humor, religious, truth,

Monotheistic Polyamory
She built him a temple for one.
She offered monogamous fun,
“If you’ll but kneel, 
You’ll cop a feel!”
To worship, head first he did run.

But when the...

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Categories: religious, blessing, corruption, desire, faith,

Soultrain
The Soul-train was leaving the station,
Believers were gathered on board.
Their hands were all reaching for heaven, 
And happily praising the lord.
But someone was left on...

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© Tim Parry  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, hilarious, humorous, religious,

Premium Member The Minds of Mina and Eunice
Mi: Does God eat his boogers? 
Eu: No of course God doesn't eat his boogers.
Mi: But I thought God could do anything.
Eu: Well he could...

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Categories: religious, funny, humor, mythology, philosophy,

The True Meaning of Christmas
THERE'S RUDOLPH, FROSTY, SANTA CLAUS AND GOOD OLD EBENEEZER
THERE'S CAROLS SUNG BY EVERYONE FROM KISS ON THROUGH TO WHEEZER
THERE'S CD'S OUT FROM NAT KING COLE,...

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Categories: religious, celebration, christian, christmas, december,

As We Finish Trimming the Christian Tree
As We Finish Trimming the Christian Tree

As we conclude this thoughtful task
About to move along with Christmas cheer.
Are we finished with this ‘Gospel’ story?
Or is...

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© Old Buck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: religious, birth, celebration, christian, christmas,

Deception
All religions are false or funny
Jesus is like sweet, pure honey
No deception there,
Negative energies , nor deceiving pair
Snow-White to fatal steep or for Eve
With no...

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Categories: inspirational, religious,


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