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Funny Religious Poems

These Funny Religious poems are examples of Religious poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Religious Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Unexpected Coming
Unexpected Coming

By Mark D. Stucky

“Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.” (Luke 12:40)


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Categories: religious, culture, funny, humor, jesus,

Premium Member I Don'T Know How To Love Him
Mary Magdalene

The Ballad I Don't Know How To Love Him sung by Yvonne Elliman, from Jesus Christ Superstar

I don't know how to love him
What to...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: religious,

Premium Member The Mirror of Stupidity
People love to believe stupid things. Some of us find it hard to believe stupid things and laugh at those who do, until someone laughs...

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Categories: religious, education, faith, funny, humor,

In Passing
I saw an old friend from school today
I said, 'how have you been?' He said, 'mighty fine and how's your day?'

It's funny but I couldn't...

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Categories: religious, appreciation, blessing, deep, friend,

Premium Member Without Baggage
Reborn here now without baggage,                    ...

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Categories: religious, color, cry, home, light,

Premium Member One of Us Mice
[for Joan Osborne]

What if god was a little mouse
Just a mouse in a little house
Just a stranger and a louse
Tryin' to get the cheese....

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Categories: religious, animal, cute, fantasy, funny,

Bible Study
Hello, there. Rise and shine. I think I’ll call you Adam/
Who are you? Your creator. The maker of all you fathom/
You can call me God....

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Categories: religious, angel, bible, christian, creation,

Premium Member Daniel
Daniel                        ...

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Categories: religious, sleep, strength, wisdom,

Premium Member I Know
I Know

I am not afraid.
The list is very long, 
of positives and good things. 
There is no reason to fear.
That is the number one reason,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: religious, allah, america, angel, god,

Premium Member The Crowned Dead
The Crowned Dead

The growing of green things, 
should concern all of us. 
The fires burning in far lands, 
can still reach US(a). 
There are all...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: religious, allah, america, immigration, obituary,

Premium Member Pass Trade Already
Pass Trade Already
Do not waste more time!

It is fire and spit,
thin water and urine. 
All lies from city folk. 
The swamp smells, 
it is dying....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: religious, abortion, allah, america, heartbroken,

Saint Peyote of the Buttoned Down Shirt
Pray for us St. Mushroom of the Holy Sin
Keep our fingers free from sticky things
And safe from anxiety of the open hole 
In the middle...

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Categories: religious, appreciation, corruption, food, forgiveness,

a day in the life 
of an everyday man
mostly working to live
to provide what he can

looking at others 
and comparing success
but a man who has...

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Categories: religious, atheist, culture, earth, gospel,

The Song of Samson
Monoah had a wife,
 who was barren most her life.
An angel came and whispered in her ear,
 you'll have a son and hold him dear.


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Categories: religious, anger, betrayal, bible, christian,

Grovel Groan To the Bone

Ahab puppy loved him some evil Jezebel
Lassie boy collar eyes wag the fancy tale
He sleep on her good side,
sob say the cuckold bride
Groomed so wail...

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Categories: funny, humor, religious, truth,