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Funny Religion Poems

These Funny Religion poems are examples of Religion poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Religion Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Unexpected Coming
Unexpected Coming

By Mark D. Stucky

“Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.” (Luke 12:40)


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Categories: religion, culture, funny, humor, jesus,

Premium Member Featherless Angels
How did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell...

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Categories: religion, angel, blessing, fire, humor,

One Who Repents Oneself Repaints
Try to picture one who repents.
It's like one who oneself repaints
Ten liters of paint is lot of money
Try to price it: It's not funny.
While good...

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Categories: education, evil, god, religion,

Premium Member Morning

The new white sun, 
climbs over the hills
and mountains in the distance, 
to spread its brilliant bright rays
over the land. 

Some embrace the moment
and look...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: religion, abortion, abuse, addiction, america,

Waiters For Painful End
To The Demons you wish to be kind 
It mustn’t cross your kind mind to bind:
They will be watching you, not at all blind,
As they...

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Categories: death, evil, religion, scary,

Enniskillen - a Poem For the Queen's Last Jubilee
I'm not a Monarchist but I don't hate
The Queen. I lied to her when I was nine
At Finningley it was. We had to wait
For ages...

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Categories: religion, england, forgiveness, history, ireland,

Premium Member These

These are the days my friend, 
that we thought would never come. 
They are beautiful beyond belief, 
and they are moving fast. 
The seconds...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: religion, angel, celebration, confidence, depression,

Premium Member Ink
Today I write just for you                                       ...

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Categories: religion, humor, inspiration, love, magic,

Premium Member Our Last Thoughts
There are many questions in life,                                    but not...

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Categories: religion, day, death, god, life,

Premium Member Upon My Two Knees
Gosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....

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Categories: religion, death, funeral, funny, humor,

Premium Member Great Recycling Retransition
Icons are funny things,
she thought.

Heaven feels like a warm light circle
when we are thriving
and more like a cold dark triangle
of weaponed tipping points
against me
and mine

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Categories: religion, health, identity, integrity, psychological,

Premium Member God Will Wait
will wait
on this day                     ...

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Categories: religion, day, god, light, me,

Don'T Marry Meredith
It's funny, because I've vacuumed under your bed 
a hundred times in the past two years
I've dusted the black bedside table
picked up your Scotch and...

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Categories: religion, abuse, angst, family, fate,

To My Religion: Good-Bye Thoughts and Wishes
I was done
Packed my bags
Ran from the grasp
Of Liars and Cons

Considered myself lucky
To know the truth
And walk away
Mostly intact

No damage
No harm
No foul

It’s funny the lies...

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Categories: leaving, religion,

Premium Member Isaiah I Want
Isaiah I Want,                      ...

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Categories: bird, blessing, love, religion,