Funny Religion Poems
These Funny Religion poems are examples of Religion poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Religion Funny poems written by international poets.
Unexpected ComingUnexpected Coming
By Mark D. Stucky
“Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.” (Luke 12:40)
Nobody...
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religion, culture, funny, humor, jesus,
Featherless AngelsHow did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell...
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religion, angel, blessing, fire, humor,
One Who Repents Oneself RepaintsTry to picture one who repents.
It's like one who oneself repaints
Ten liters of paint is lot of money
Try to price it: It's not funny.
While good...
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education, evil, god, religion,
MorningMorning
The new white sun,
climbs over the hills
and mountains in the distance,
to spread its brilliant bright rays
over the land.
Some embrace the moment
and look...
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religion, abortion, abuse, addiction, america,
Waiters For Painful EndTo The Demons you wish to be kind
It mustn’t cross your kind mind to bind:
They will be watching you, not at all blind,
As they...
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Categories:
death, evil, religion, scary,
Enniskillen - a Poem For the Queen's Last JubileeI'm not a Monarchist but I don't hate
The Queen. I lied to her when I was nine
At Finningley it was. We had to wait
For ages...
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religion, england, forgiveness, history, ireland,
TheseThese...
These are the days my friend,
that we thought would never come.
They are beautiful beyond belief,
and they are moving fast.
The seconds...
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religion, angel, celebration, confidence, depression,
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religion, humor, inspiration, love, magic,
Our Last ThoughtsThere are many questions in life, but not...
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religion, day, death, god, life,
Upon My Two KneesGosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....
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religion, death, funeral, funny, humor,
Great Recycling RetransitionIcons are funny things,
she thought.
Heaven feels like a warm light circle
when we are thriving
and more like a cold dark triangle
of weaponed tipping points
against me
and mine
competitively...
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religion, health, identity, integrity, psychological,
God Will WaitGod
will wait
on this day ...
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religion, day, god, light, me,
Don'T Marry MeredithIt's funny, because I've vacuumed under your bed
a hundred times in the past two years
I've dusted the black bedside table
picked up your Scotch and...
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Categories:
religion, abuse, angst, family, fate,
To My Religion: Good-Bye Thoughts and WishesI was done
Packed my bags
Ran from the grasp
Of Liars and Cons
Considered myself lucky
To know the truth
And walk away
Mostly intact
No damage
No harm
No foul
It’s funny the lies...
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leaving, religion,
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bird, blessing, love, religion,