Funny Religion Poems
These Funny Religion poems are examples of Religion poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Religion Funny poems written by international poets.
Various Heresies 12Various Heresies 12
God Had a Plan
by Michael R. Burch
God had a plan
though it was hardly “divine.”
He created a terror:
Frankenstein.
He blamed death on man:
was that...
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religion, anger, christian, fear, god,
Apologists Crack Me UpApologists Are Too Funny
Apologists have been saying for 2000 years,
Jesus will return, you can dry your tears.
But they have always been making this claim,
About the...
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religion,
One Who Repents Oneself RepaintsTry to picture one who repents.
It's like one who oneself repaints
Ten liters of paint is lot of money
Try to price it: It's not funny.
While good...
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Categories:
education, evil, god, religion,
Waiters For Painful EndTo The Demons you wish to be kind
It mustn’t cross your kind mind to bind:
They will be watching you, not at all blind,
As they...
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Categories:
death, evil, religion, scary,
Enniskillen - a Poem For the Queen's Last JubileeI'm not a Monarchist but I don't hate
The Queen. I lied to her when I was nine
At Finningley it was. We had to wait
For ages...
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religion, england, forgiveness, history, ireland,
Upon My Two KneesGosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....
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religion, death, funeral, funny, humor,
Great Recycling RetransitionIcons are funny things,
she thought.
Heaven feels like a warm light circle
when we are thriving
and more like a cold dark triangle
of weaponed tipping points
against me
and mine
competitively...
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Categories:
religion, health, identity, integrity, psychological,
Religion: Pagan LifeNow a story to finish this hour of news,
Our reporter from out in the field,
Tom’s on the spot with the universe itself,
Where the...
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religion, fun, funny, humanity, humor,
Don'T Marry MeredithIt's funny, because I've vacuumed under your bed
a hundred times in the past two years
I've dusted the black bedside table
picked up your Scotch and...
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religion, abuse, angst, family, fate,
To My Religion: Good-Bye Thoughts and WishesI was done
Packed my bags
Ran from the grasp
Of Liars and Cons
Considered myself lucky
To know the truth
And walk away
Mostly intact
No damage
No harm
No foul
It’s funny the lies...
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Categories:
leaving, religion,
The Ten CommandmentsThe Ten Commandments
1. Don't pick your scabs.
2. Don't put anything in your ear except your elbow.
3. Pee before you go to bed.
4. Pick up your...
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religion, children, funny, humor, parents,
The Fervent AtheistShe left the tent in holy fervor,
Hell-bent to spread the Word.
The Spirit moved and made her quiver;
No act of faith was too absurd.
She knocked on...
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religion, atheist, faith, funny love,
Saint Peyote of the Buttoned Down ShirtPray for us St. Mushroom of the Holy Sin
Keep our fingers free from sticky things
And safe from anxiety of the open hole
In the middle...
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religion, appreciation, corruption, food, forgiveness,
A Heart of GoldA heart of gold
Is willing to change,
Willing to learn,
Willing to say
That God matters,
And God knows
More than I ever can
So I will
Follow Him.
A heart of...
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Categories:
beauty, faith, heart, religion,
In the Big HouseSo you’re in the big house
With the big car
The big driveway
And the big yard
With the big pool
The big fortress of high hedges
Between you and your...
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Categories:
religion, addiction, america, anxiety, business,