Funny Recovery From Poems

DIVORCE POEM: ALL DONE NO MORE FUN SON 
So now is crunch time,  
There is no more entertaining any-more Sunday brunch times! 
There’s no...

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Feeling Young

Quiet is the morning, 
the sun coming over the mountains...
in the distance. 
Not quickly, 
but exactly at the right time. 
The day has begun....

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The world spins on and on. 
Whether I want it to or not.  
I can cry for the earth to stop, but it wont....

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Politicians want to make money,
Use this virus as a kind of excuse,
Media spreads fear and it's not funny,
Is there a way to overcome these blues?

Nothing...

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Funny thing this idea sport 
In a way it acts like a fort 
Something there 
Making some stop and care 
Away from being a winner...

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the new normal

I'm isolated, waiting
at home with my wife
adapting like others
to our normal new life

a few days, no problem
a week, it's a breeze
but, nobody said
there...

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Hard to be funny at these difficult times
My sense of humor has vacated the rhymes
My funny bone is broke
It's really no joke
Hopefully, I'll be back...

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Bubba has the flu 
I do not know what to do 
Since Bubba has the flu

I can not see in front of me 
I can...

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Once there was a rabbit
who couldn't pronounce 'r.'
With such a language deficit
you can only go so far.
"In the wealm of womance
I warely had a second...

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SELF MEDICATION
July 27, 2019

I have self-medicated for 45 years
Let’s review
That’s a long time.
For not having a clue

So what comes to your mind?
He must mean drink.
Not...

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C'mon Gimme A Botox Smile!

'Pon bing asked by spouse, while she didst dock
and pooched herself abed 
handily at nine o'clock
to see "handsome" pedigree dentastix
dog face...

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I ain't gonna brag, boast, blab...,
lest yours truly suffers demise from backstab,
resignedly taking wheel of our automobile
donning, (but NOT trumpeting) 
role as taxi cab

shuttling the...

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Imprinted into my desired slumber
I lie here; awake
distracted by the simple fact that I can write
In a way that each bone completes every sentence of...

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CRIMBO IS COMING

Crimbo is coming; soon, it will be the mad dash
Out with the credit cards, or plain old hard cash

Looking for the smelly’s, for...

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Mighty man with a mighty punch 
Will leave you unable to munch 
Fist that is hard as iron 
Shall leave you with knuckle burn
Better yet...

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