Humorous Rat Poems
These Humorous Rat poems are examples of Rat poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Rat Humorous poems written by international poets.
Dead Rat In the Roaddead rat in the road
flat rat in the road
as if placed without gore
more like a small fur rug
than a rodent
as it ran to its conclusion
not...
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rat, animal, death, deep, mental
RatsRats! Rats! Rats!
Romping, frolicing, ruckussy rats!
Cuddly, bubbly, lovably rats!
Pestering, menacing, troublesome rats!
Rats! Rats! Rats!
Getting in your hair
Crawling through open holes
Bouncing ‘round from chair to chair
Licking...
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rat, animal, humor, humorous,
Cat In Rat Hole-Nursery RhymeIn an old house there once lived a black cat
From half a mile she could smell a fat rat
She was too lazy to run
Liked to...
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rat, cat, humorous,
Fat Cat Stuck In Rat Hole-Nursery RhymeA fat cat lived in a house on the mound
From a mile she could smell the brat rat around
She was too lazy to...
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rat, animal, cat, humorous, nursery
WeaselThere lives a puppy named Weasel
She's almost big as a diesel
Artists paint her on their easel
She can be found digging up bones
Her heart is as...
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rat, animal, cat, cute, dog,
Tank RatA tank rat is a throwback to
Another place and time,
For somehow all that armor grew
Amidst primordial slime,
And now protects them in their crime.
At night, they...
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Categories:
rat, humorous, nature,
Squeaking RatYear - end night here waits to birth
Lovelier princess, vaccine girl
Mountain high does labour earth
Squeaking rat now, leaps for...
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rat, hope, humorous, new year,
A Cat a Rat and Paws That BatI have a cat that wears no hat;
though her paws do love to bat,
her mice and balls,
all through my hall.
A clever cat,
a feisty cat,
I made...
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rat, animal, cat, cute, funny,
A Cat In a Rat HoleIn an old house by the hedge on the cold ledge of the hill
A slim dainty lady of seventy had prime time plenty to kill
Sitting...
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rat, cat, humorous,
The Rat - In Trumps Own WordsCohen’s a snitch, an eel,
A despicable squeal,
Why I once trusted this horrible man,
This sniveling lawyer whose life is a sham,
Is simply beyond me a momentary...
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rat, hilarious, humorous, parody, political,
Playing MantisWhen would earth's ribs collapse?
I'd laugh and drink my milk
From the sagging breast on its chest, unconcerned.
My heart would feel no pain nor remorse.
I often...
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rat, death, dream, earth, evil,
The Cat Who Feared RatsThere once was a cat that feared rats;
When he saw them, he hid under mats;
One day a rat, spied him and
Came up behind him;
Now he...
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rat, animal, cat, funny, humor,
Willy, the Rat TerrierWilly, the Rat Terrier
He nibbles on my nose.
Why? Heaven only knows!
Each tooth feels like a pin.
I need much thicker skin!
Yet Willy, the rat terrier,
could not...
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rat, animal, humorous, irony, pets,