Funny Rapture Poems

Unexpected Coming

By Mark D. Stucky

“Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.” (Luke 12:40)

Nobody...

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Rich rapture raids
Ask ample aid

Prize pretty plots
Treasure true thought

Urge unzips use
Reap riddle ruse

Earn easy etch
Feel funny fetch

Realise rich race
Etch each embrace

Expect each end
Sense stillness send




Leon...

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Jesus, Muadduh, Spiderman, an Asgard, New Reporter
are sitting around the table asking how the Rapture would happen
the new reporter asked Jesus first and he said...

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I was searching for my EX-Girlfriend for three(03) day's.  She just disappeared in to thin air in the blink of an eye..... I searched...

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Rapture Day is a-coming
Or so they say
The litany mind-numbing
Holding no sway
For those a bit hedonistic
Jello shots round
Drop all silly signs mystic
And raise an atheistic sound!...

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"It is the end of the world", they cry
"Those not saved will surely die!"
   Never mind the fun fact
   Previous dates...

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