Humorous Rabbit Poems

The white rabbit had gone rogue as told.
His wife was at home with their child Bold.
Only one child? You are kidding right?
This was amazing for...

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There's an eatery here in my hometown I'd heard about,
That features exotic wild animal fare so I thought I'd check it out!
I perused the menu...

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Down the rabbit hole
I fell hard and I went deep
I need to dig out

 

 

Date Written: 12/5/2021

2.) Down, Down, Down The Rabbit Hole
5 7...

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The pink rabbit gets upset
Cause, his color looks silhouette
Pink tears streams his face
So he tries to erase
The pinkish color of his omelette...

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A rabbit an elk and a snowman walked into a bar.
I stared at this neonate.
Did eight month olds talk?

No wait. He is nine months old...

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Huge raffle prize proved quite a shock
A chocolate bunny in a 2 pound block
Son nibbles its ears and then its  ...elbow 
Dirty minds cease...

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This white rabbit is having a hell of a day.
It started out good but ended in a bad way.

I woke up feeling marvelous and grand,
dressed...

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Mayo the rabbit has a very strange habit,
but he isn’t a monk or a nun.
He spreads out on ham, lettuce, cheese, bacon, spam
that’s been sliced...

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For your information he is called Thumper

The trouble with him is he is a big jumper

I think he hopped over the fence

To where the grass...

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I purchased a rabbit named Brandy
By jingo, that young buck was randy
It caused such a to do
When he humped my left shoe
Thank goodness the hosepipe...

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I'm the human version of the Energizer Bunny.
People laugh at me but I don't think it's funny.
I put on this rabbit costume and the zipper...

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Hipperity hipperity hop
bunny so full he could pop  
squeezes down his hole
bumping into mole
who gave his ear a sound wop...

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