White Rabbit Inc
This white rabbit is having a hell of a day.
It started out good but ended in a bad way.
I woke up feeling marvelous and grand,
dressed up in my waistcoat, with my pocket-watch in hand.
I soon realized I had somewhere to be,
I forgot that I had a meeting with her Royal Majesty.
I pulled out my pocket-watch, it told me I was extremely late!
If I did not hurry the Red Queen will serve my head on a plate.
I made a feverish rush to Wonderland's palace,
starting my journey feeling frazzled and unbalanced.
As I descended down the rabbit hole, toward my destination
I noticed a girl falling behind me, with a look of fascination.
When I finally made it to the bottom, she continued to stalk.
Calling me "Mr Rabbit", telling me she just wanted to talk.
I do not trust strangers, so I started to runaway real quick.
She paid no mind to my fear, kept following me like a crazed lunatic.
I tried numerous times to get her off my path, I swear!
The first time was when I led her to the Mad Hatter and March Hare.
I knew that they were having a tea party, just like always.
Entertaining themselves, celebrating their un-birthdays.
They will keep her captivated for a bit.
I then scurried away, took my Que, and split.
Unfortunately, the Mad hosts have short attention spans,
she left undetected.
Her harassment continued on my route,
just as I suspected.
Next, I thought the Caterpillar could get her off my tail.
The smoke coming from his hookah she would inhale.
I figured he would make her high as a kite,
in a comatose state.
She would forget about chasing me,
and I could evacuate.
Nope, fat chance the hookah had weak smoke.
The Caterpillar was not smoking his usual dope.
I utilized Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, but they could not keep her occupied
I Even tried using the Cheshire Cat, he was no help, he didn't even try.
All my plans failed, she ended up following me before the Queen of Hearts.
I have never seen her so pissed, not even when someone stole her tarts.
I do not know if it was my tardiness or the girl that had her enraged.
Her temper reached it's peak she exploded in a violent rampage.
Now I'm in the royal gardens, painting some white roses red.
In between a psycho stalker and a Queen that wants my head.
What's a rabbit to do? I don't know, this day has been so bizarre.
I guess I'll keep painting, keeping my presence low on their radar.
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