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Quayle Poems - Poems about Quayle


Miniscule male member doth bend sinister
...Miniscule male member doth bend sinister impossible mission of mine to bare witness whereby mine (whore rubble) puny phallic describes a bent shaft, particularly when cap locks on first observe......

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Categories: quayle, addiction, appreciation, birth, blessing,
Form: Free verse
Voting Without Aggravation
...Voting without aggravation... Otherwise known as absentee ballot/ mail-in ballot if ye read no further... please exercise opportunity to cast ballot obviously freedom to choose, but take seri......

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Categories: quayle, 12th grade, betrayal, freedom,
Form: Political Verse



Premium Member Gotta Laugh So I Don'T Cry
...I gotta laugh... so I don't cry when I recall the day you and I knocked the Dan Quayle gaffe Dad, we sure had a ball! Gone a fistfu......

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Categories: quayle, father son, grief, happy,
Form: Rhyme
Boudain's Funeral Cold Piss With Dan Quayle In Drag
...brocoli rob smoke the hemp the day after that mechanical man Al Gore took the stand I couldn't cry over Bourdain tried to see what he was up to next but it was too late a Chinese man was in the ......

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Categories: quayle, anxiety, art,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Tonight I Went Out Swinging For the Very First Time
...Tonight I went out Swinging for the very first time Now the title has grabbed your attention – I hope you will read my rhyme! Tonight I went to hear The Manx Swing Band The best musicians throug......

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Categories: quayle, humorous, music, mum,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Taters
...They're known by many names - taters, potatos, pertaters and spuds. As a Hoosier lad I toiled hoein' taters and flickin' bugs off their buds! So I was very well qualified when I entered the service......

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Categories: quayle, food, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Birds On the Farm
...Ten years ago, there was a cock Who lived up to his name. For though he left us all well-fed, He left the yard in shame. Replaced was he by one who was A very silly goose. That goose got cook......

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Categories: quayle, politicalthanksgiving, bird, bird, thanksgiving
Form: Personification
Farside Fairy Tale Reveiw
...no drama Obama stars there was old woman who lived in a shoe T-squared Joe nickname of his own in pied piper of Hamelin tragedy ......

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Categories: quayle, satireme, me,
Form: Quatrain

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