Putin Poems

VLADIMIR VLADIMIROVICH PUTIN

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin,
the KGB dictator the West has been courtin’.
Evoking Swan Lake by revealing his black heart;
for democracy he obviously has no regard.

Schmoozing with the Devil

Some call him Mr. President 
some call him Mr. Trump
Now he also will be known 
as Putin’s little chump

He’s broken every oath he took
each word he speaks, a lie
He whispers words of secrecy
just like a Russian spy

The leaders all around the world 
now see him as a foe
Still in awe, of how a jewel 
is

I'm just starting - in Trump's own words

Everything I've touched has turned to gold,
A feeling that never gets too worn or old,
I savor every moment, every win,
With my opponents stuck in their unsightly bin.

The more they shout and flail their arms,
The more my inner soul it calms,
Their din is music to my ears,
It gives me pep; it takes off years.

My aims are

Anything Goes

Perhaps he's crackers
to embrace glitz
(to paraphrase Irving Berlin)
'Putin on the Ritz'
tho'
'Sometimes something is better than nothing'
went the writing on the wall
yet
'Too much of nothing'
(wrote the Zimmerman)
is really no good at all
and
'Everything comes to those who wait'
an optimist put in prose
but
Cole Porter said it best
when he wrote, 'Anything Goes'

On Target

He had to be mad
to invade Ukraine
his troops followed orders
they must all be insane
to cross the borders
an unwarranted attack
by a megalomaniac
bombarding innocents
who couldn't fight back
one leader was a comedian
the other is a clown
the former gave us smiles
the latter makes us frown
what do the Russians hope
to achieve or accomplish
by destroying all they covet
leave us alone Ukraine's

Dear Putin , Not Prudence

This is to be sung.


Dear Putin
Won’t you come out today 

Dear Putin
Meet the men who flew all this way

The sky is blue, their cash is green
Greatest deal, you just wait and see

Dear Putin
Won’t you just try aye aye

Dear Putin
Open up those lines.

Sky is blue. Their cash is green
And don’t forget.  It’s duty-Free!

Dear Putin
Won’t you

Trolls, Bots and Spidered Webs

Through false truth, the Rus reclaims hegemony,
Farming trolls to be enrolled,
'Neath bridges, clowns, see enemies, 
Puking riddles on those tolled.

Then the bots deliver the hurl,
Regurgitate into the net,
Till truth is common as a pearl,
Yet what you see is what you get.

Spidered webs entangle yonder,
The language largely modeled,
And artificial minds are left to ponder,
Which words are

Still Saluting Putin?

Will Putin listen?

Siberia gulags glisten

Hysteria seeds myopia

Creeds..deeds feeds dystopia

Crimea bleeds...greed cornucopia

Impassioned stock shock rationed

Shepherd & flock fashioned

Russian roulette yet again

Ukraine disdain cam-pain

Vladimir fears

Scurrilous sneers

Mutinous jeers

Career nadirs

Dissident disappears

Old school kidology

Muscovite cruel mythology

Satellite strewn astrology

Fossil fuel fool geology

Ideology without apology

Bizarre highfalutin Tsar theology

Snarling Stalin’s darling anthology

Putin non gmo gluten free cheese on the ritz as a celiac to follow

Putin non gmo gluten free cheese on the ritz as a celiac to follow

Initially written March 18th, 2023
and revised exactly two years later
tweaking the poem here and there
courtesy adding or subtracting Nabisco  
National Biscuit Company (1898-1971) tidbits
in case a random reader 
possesses a photographic memory 
recollecting word for word 
my literary endeavor 
when he/she

Putin, the Paranoid Dictator

Surrounded by his weapons
they’re all that he has left
Of happiness and love 
his rotting soul is long bereft 

Obsessed with dreams of grandeur
a kingdom in his reach 
He hides inside a fortress
fearing always of a breach 

Will his food be poisoned?
Will it be his drink?
The paranoid dictator lives
each moment on the brink 

The War must end - Ukraine and Russia

When is enough enough,
When is the going just too tough.
Why do people have to die
Forever in the ground to lie.

Are the spoils worth all the pain
When the path is kill and maim.
Is barren land worth just so much
Now deprived of human touch.

Do fatherless children justify the cost
Memories of a generation lost.
Weeping mothers by the score
Adding

Putin of Russia

Putin The Great, like a tiger, he inspires both awe and fear to the enemy within and without. His enemies see  him as a dictator but a hero to the voiceless and unjustly attacked from the global south. 

Accused as a war criminal for defending his territory and the dignity of his country, under

Nuclear Warfare

Nuclear warfare?... 

Nuclear warfare,
the storm's on the brink,
How will it happen?
Where will you sink?
When the tidal wave of war crashes from the sea,
What’s the first thought?
Kids and my partner, gotta be. 

Holdin' hands as we vanish in the mist,
End the war,
nuclear warheads,
clenched fists.
UK next,
for aiding Ukraine’s fight,
Keir Starmer’s lies,
truth in the night. 

Are we blind,
do

Poetic letter Putin the electric kool aid acid test results into action

Poetic letter Putin the electric kool aid acid test results into action... 

when president elect Donald John Trump
sworn in vowing to accept the following pledge.
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) 
that I will faithfully 
execute the Office of President 
of the United States, 
and will to the best of my ability, 
preserve, protect and defend

Poetic letter Putin the electric kool aid acid test results into action

Poetic letter Putin the electric kool aid acid test results into action... 

when president elect Donald John Trump
sworn in vowing to accept the following pledge.
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) 
that I will faithfully 
execute the Office of President 
of the United States, 
and will to the best of my ability, 
preserve, protect and defend

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