Purdy Poems - Poems about Purdy

...Wonderworks by Michael R. Burch History’s mysteries abound & astound, found (profound) the whole earth ’round, even if mostly underground. The Procrastinator’s Creed by Michael R. B......

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...Erotic Poems I Less Heroic Couplets: Marketing 101 by Michael R. Burch Building her brand, she disrobes, naked, except for her earlobes. Erotic Errata by Michael R. Burch I didn’t me......

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...Mating Calls, or, Purdy Please! Limericks by Michael R. Burch 1. Nine-thirty? Feeling flirty (and, indeed, a trifle dirty), I decided to ring prudish Eleanor Purdy ... When I rang her to bang ......

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...Trifolium pollinated courtesy bombus Before landscapers mow swaths across undulating waves of clover (the father/daughter team usually cut grass every Tuesday) bumblebees alight from one to an......

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...Fun fact ...got a birth mark the size and color of a watermelon seed on the right lower cheek of my butt. Hence my theme song she's got a freckle on her butt but she's purdy.Now how does this play i......

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...Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors by Michael R. Burch At six-thirty, feeling flirty, I put on the hurdy-gurdy ... But Ms. Purdy, all alert-y, ......

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...Doggerel II: Doggerel about Doggerel, or, More Nonsense Verse The Board by Michael R. Burch Accessible rhyme is never good. The penalty is understood: soft titters from dark board rooms wher......

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...Giddy Kiddie Purdy Birdie Funky Monkey Lucky Duckie Picky Chicky Loggy Froggy Wiggy Piggy Squirmy Worm......

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...The Bachelor Spectacular by Michael R. Burch One heart? Tossed aside. The other? A bride’s. In all his great wisdom, the bachelor decides. Eeenie, mean-ie, mine-y, mo’, one gal must stay an......

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...Aye Writhed With Agony... Unbeknownst to any innocent onlooker, aye underwent extreme internal torture with silent cry ying whimpers, whence, (either left or right) pos......

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...My gift from God leaps you mold In my womb your brief abode Prompts the love we share Essence of God's love A golden rose is my care Sealed with infantry chuckles Cherub Smiles Button nose cu......

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...For Carolyn purdy Hibbert Foy ( wilderspin) Carolyn, you gave me your heart, your home and your life. I gave you hurt, tho I wanted you as my wife. My life was random and yours was laid out, Pro......

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...(Papa’s got ‘is gun on you) When I was young my ma said ta me “yer gonna meet a man an’ be his bride” Now whoever thought that YOU would be So lucky as to be my pride? Gimme a kiss, gimme a......

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...I'm pristine and purdy for dear Dr. Kim Changed my undies, I'm all proper and trim Checks out my bod And gives me a nod If all's copacetic, no strange lumps therein © Jack Ellison 20......

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...Riden' hard; saddle sores on my butt; I found a little town by the name of Rotgut. Bustin' in the salloon, thirsty to the core; Needn' a poke, thought I might find a whore. I ordered a whiskey and ......

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