Purdy Pay (A Tribute To Those Negative People At Work)

I met him and talked to him only twice Both times between the mumbles and grumbles what he had to say wasn't nice Complaining about this person or task Why so negative, I thought to ask Maybe it's not him, maybe it's all the others Maybe he is really a nice guy incognito, maybe he is under cover I soon feel all the negative vibes he does convey On the job, whom ever has to work with him should receive Purdy pay He claims to never get a fair break He wants it and eat it too, but no one will give him the cake Maybe he's hiding his true happiness, I never looked to see if his eyes are brown He will never be struck by lightning, he is negatively ground Working with him makes what seems like 24 hours out of an 8 hour work day Please include in the next budget some Purdy pay