Drunk Or Blind: She Sure Looks Purdy

Riden' hard; saddle sores on my butt;
I found a little town by the name of Rotgut.

Bustin' in the salloon, thirsty to the core;
Needn' a poke, thought I might find a whore.

I ordered a whiskey and it 'bout made me gag.
The only whore, was a ugly ole hag.

She asked if I wasa wantn' to bed her down:
So I braced myself, and ordered another round.

It was torture tryin' to drink enough to make her look purdy,
but after two bottles, I thought I was ready.

Just about the time I took her by the hand;
through the swingin' doors walked a hell of a man.

Before I knew it, he done socked me in the jaw.
Come to find out, she was his long lost Ma.

He beat me till both of my eyes swelled shut.
If he'd done it sooner.... I wouldn't had to drink so much rotgut!



July 18, 2014
Contest: A town called "Rotgut"
Sponsor: Jerry T. Curtis

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 7/20/2014 10:20:00 PM
Amazing, I love a poem with story telling, one that makes you lust for each new line, and of course this sure made me smile!!!!!
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Arlene Smith
Date: 7/20/2014 10:23:00 PM
Thanks so much, Arthur. Happy you enjoyed it. I seem to do better telling a story than with beautiful imagery.. Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/19/2014 10:21:00 PM
oh my gosh, This is SO clever. The BEST one I have seen for this contest. How ever did you think to do such a clever one??? I don't even have a clue with this one. Soupmail.
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Date: 7/20/2014 8:22:00 AM
Lol... Thanks, Andrea! I struggled with something for this one forever!.. I can't come up with fiddly for Freddie's, and I have listened to that song a million times.. Brain block... Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/18/2014 1:40:00 PM
Hilarious! good luck int eh contest - this will do well! Hugs jan xxxx
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Date: 7/18/2014 1:43:00 PM
Thanks sweet Jan!.... Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/18/2014 11:41:00 AM
Well a very fine write Arlene u hv come up with! Till now had no ideas on this one,, gl in contest dear!
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Date: 7/18/2014 1:42:00 PM
Thanks, dear Upma! I have struggled with this one ever since he posted it! Hugs my friend.. Arlene
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