Prudes Poems - Poems about Prudes

... "Hey buddies. so what are we doing !" Looks around and the clique has snotty faces on, pedigree pinkies in the air. "You are not one of we, the beautiful approved ones. You are uncultured a......Read the rest...

..."O Please don't be late and seal your fates O Please don't be late for this ole world's greatest escape cause you'll all be really sorry if you just happen to be left behind! Many of you all ar......Read the rest...

...Adult humor can be funny even when its sanitized just enough to keep jittery prudes unscandalized. Less than that is to risk deadening the funny bone, and it’s more than likely you will la......Read the rest...

...Ancient Roman poets weren’t prudes, the foulest vocabulary they used. They spoke the language of the street unaltered by artifice, much less discreet. The prudish and the ignorant were shocked a......Read the rest...

...While not for prudes this girly stuff, It's skinny dipping in the buff. 11 / 17 / 2021. Sponsor L. Milton Hankins. Your funniest couplet ever Poetry Contest. From my poem......Read the rest...

...We Kept the Coat as a Reminder She was gloriously nondescript Her eyes glazed over with a crusty face Pink eye? We asked each other None of us knowing We are not doctors She had a headache B......Read the rest...

...by Wayne Wysocki I'm eating kale to slim my waist Lord knows it's not because of taste It took some while to appreciate The leafy green I love to hate The fibrous queen of super foo......Read the rest...

...Hot nubile maidens in the nude, All extroverts with attitude. Curvaceous figures well endowed, Slink down the staircase heads unbowed. Provocative, with open arms, Displaying......Read the rest...

...How, I wonder, do present people not realize that what they do has been done? That all their new fads, their new ideas, have all had their day under the sun. That we have lived without religions,......Read the rest...

...How the prudes punish The romantic ravisher's reign With words dipped in disdain They feign Righteous rights to write A complaint How...insane Layered in literature, love Lived and lives an......Read the rest...

...All you newbies, a warm welcome to the group Sure hope you enjoy your stay on The Soup There's a couple of weird dudes On the whole, we're all prudes Though sometimes we say words like pe......Read the rest...

...Sexiest Legs Ever In Her Short Mini-skirt Sexiest legs ever in her short mini-skirt, new teacher's sexy appeal made we young boys hurt. Sixty-nine and seeing more was a young lad's dream we wer......Read the rest...

...My heart burst into flaming love Burning memories there forever Your touch branded eternally on my spirit I've breathed worthless air until you Now I sit here missing you Trapped with......Read the rest...

...Michael me man, a warm welcome to the group Sure hope you enjoy your stay here on The Soup There's a couple of weird dudes On the whole, we're all prudes Though sometimes we say words lik......Read the rest...

...My heart burst into flaming love Burning memories there forever Your touch branded eternally on my spirit I've breathed worthless air until you Now I sit here missing you Trapped w......Read the rest...