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Gets in the Vehicle


"Hey buddies. so what are we doing !"

Looks around and the clique has snotty faces on,
pedigree pinkies in the air. "You are not one of we, 
the beautiful approved ones. You are uncultured and that's gross !"

Whatevs, go .... ........ !

(Junior follows them to camp and 
pisssssssses on their campfire !)

Satisfying, takes a plug of tobacco and spits on their 
jelly clog-Birkenstocks-for snob hill gardening-
before they lasso the noose and hanggg me high !

Worth it.

(Disingenuous Anglish prudes gather in their jerk-circlejerk...circling typos and chanting to Mammon...
We call upon the forces of the Upper Middle Class and beyond. "Get these Wal Mart shoppers looking for bargains for the poor out of here, they are not the "beautiful ones"...")
Bows to the beautiful ones.
All hail the clique ! Click.

Copyright © Jude Herrick

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