Short Prudes Poems

Adult humor can be funny
even when its sanitized 
just enough to keep jittery
prudes unscandalized.

Less than that is to risk 
deadening the funny bone,
and it’s more than likely
you will laugh alone....

Read More

All you newbies, a warm welcome to the group
Sure hope you enjoy your stay on The Soup
There's a couple of weird dudes
On the whole, we're all prudes
Though sometimes we say words like pee and poop!...

Read More

While not for prudes this girly stuff,
    It's skinny dipping in the buff.

    11 / 17 / 2021.
    Sponsor L. Milton Hankins.
    Your funniest couplet ever Poetry Contest.

    From my poem  Skinny Dipping.
    10 / 15 / 2019....

Read More

N othing should obscure what nature did intend

U nfortunately on clothes most of us do depend

D ivine is how I feel when I'm in the buff

E nraged are the prudes that don't, that gets them in a huff.


For Andrea Dietrich's Four-Letter Words: An Acrostic Challenge...

Read More

Michael me man, a warm welcome to the group
Sure hope you enjoy your stay here on The Soup
There's a couple of weird dudes
On the whole, we're all prudes
Though sometimes we say words like pee and poop!


© Jack Ellison 2015



(Michael Tor of course)...

Read More

A two-legged canvass
in crimsons and blues
dragons ginormous
and suchlike tattoos

Diamonds and rare gems 
that shimmer and shine
flowers on long stems 
with sleek strokes and lines

Exciting ones hid
in crannies and nooks
all that's forbid;
condemned by the Book

Exposed on the outside
pleasing to prudes
on out-of-sight hide
erotica and nudes

DELYSIA HENDRICKS...

Read More

Ancient Roman poets weren’t prudes,
the foulest vocabulary they used.
They spoke the language of the street
unaltered by artifice, much less discreet.
The prudish and the ignorant
were shocked and waxed indignant
though kids today less than ten years
would never think to block their ears,
to filthy verse by Martial or Catullus
their faces unembarrassed by a blush!...

Read More