Humorous Prose Poetry Poems
These Humorous Prose Poetry poems are examples of Prose Poetry poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Prose Poetry Humorous poems written by international poets.
The Ocean is a Wild BeastThe ocean is a wild beast that I approach cautiously.
I submit to its undertow. It makes me laugh expansively.
I dive in, never turn my back,...
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prose poetry, sea,
I Will name the moon DollyI woke up inside a capsized boat.
What if I get cut on a coral reef?
What if I get stranded for four years like Tom Hanks?
What...
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humorous,
Not Now Please Not NowHave you ever reached
into that bag of goodies
that is your life
and experienced
that tummy-dropping sensation
when you find it
to be a tad empty
a little short-handed
not containing...
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humorous,
You May Call Me Mrs VYou may call me Mrs. V the woman told new workers.
I am the manager, so I manage what you do.
She is also an overseer, and...
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humorous,
Seventy Still a KidI never did like old people
Still don’t
Which is why I never plan to be one.
I stayed in my art studio, painting up a storm
Got nine...
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humorous,
Boyfriend Melts a Redneck DadRedneck dad was determined to not like his daughter’s beau.
He was from the other side of the bush, the money side.
His parents were probably stuck...
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humorous,
That Will Teach MeI have one of those faces that tells on me
As sure as if I had opened my mouth
The crowd around the table is laughing
They all...
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humorous,
I Am Not a Counselor He SaidToday was full of paperwork; not my favorite thing.
Not my least favorite thing either – that is cleaning.
No one despises paperwork and cleaning like I...
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humorous,
Six Outsmarts Methe child is six, and sharp
I knew this when he said “that looks like a DNA tester.”
What is a DNA tester? I asked.
“You know. You...
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10th grade, 11th grade,
No Cost To Youlet’s try it this way, the wife suggested.
It was all wrong, though, and they both knew it
They had fallen in love with the art because...
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humorous,
Bidding For the Ambera drop of fossilized tree resin
incasing a prehistoric ant
sold by auction on the internet
informed of this delightful offering, bidding gets outrageous
a drop of fossilized tree...
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humorous,
They Were Reading Our Minds Grandmathey were reading our minds, grandma
who? she asked, concerned
the aliens!
The ones from planet X474Z!
She knew they were having fun with their Uncle Larry.
He had a...
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grandmother, humorous,
Shaolin From HinterlandThe night, it's night
permanently...
...
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allegory, allusion, creation, fantasy,
Oh NoI could not wait to stop wearing maternity clothes.
I had been pregnant for 9 months I 1971
and then for another 9 months in 1973.
You can...
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humorous,
Dragged Out of Fashion ShowGucci really outdid themselves on this outfit.
I clap way longer than the others.
I stand up and whistle and hoot too.
Someone escorts me out, for I...
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humorous,