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Funny Proposal Poems

These Funny Proposal poems are examples of Proposal poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Proposal Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Common Law Proposal - Split Rail Intentions
My grandpa built a split rail fence. 
He did the best he could.
He hand-dug every post hole, 
Sweat and muscle, rough-hewn wood.
Didn’t compromise his standards,...

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Categories: proposal, desire,

Premium Member I Was Tricked
This was down right evil - 3 against 1, how fair is that?!

Tony Boogerelli asked me straight out if I did, and, as he was...

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Categories: proposal, funny, humor,

Premium Member His Beautiful Answer To Her Proposal
Hold on. Stop a second before you do the deed.
I have to have a mouse house, and I have to have a steed.
I have to...

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Categories: proposal, 10th grade, 11th grade,

My One Wish For Santa
Dearest Santa, my one wish may seem strange
but please do not interpret me as snide.
I wish this kindness so please do arrange  
my Christmas...

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Categories: christmas, funny, proposal, romantic

A Letter To My Future Child
I wonder if you will ever see me,
I wonder if one day you will exist,
I wonder if one day you...

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Categories: proposal, age, child, community, cute

The Proposal
The night you got down on one knee
it truly changed my life
You were just about to ask me
If I would be your wife, right?
Then I...

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© Gayle Rodd  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: proposal, funny love, humor, humorous,

The Proposal
The sun was shining brightly 
As we drove around his land
And showing me his kingdom 
First, before he asked my hand

We stopped for cake and...

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Categories: proposal, funny, funny love, i

The Proposal
he stood alone in the darkness
just outside her door
he stood alone in the darkness
would he be alone for evermore ?

tonight he'd pop the question,
tonight he...

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Categories: proposal, funny,

Wedding Proposal of a Spoon
The knives and plate were always between us
With your sister, you were hanging out
With those two handsome knives
At all breakfast, lunch and dinner times
But when...

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Categories: funny, love, proposal,

An Unexpected Proposal
Once my friend liked someone
The girl who was different from everyone
You couldn’t compare her with anyone
I knew for him, she was the one
It took him...

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Categories: proposal, funny, friend, me, friend,

2,222 and Rising
2,222 and Rising

By Elton Camp 

That is the number of spammers I’ve blocked
But the flood it has just stemmed, not stopped

For every time that I...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: proposal, funny, me, woman, me,