Funny Proposal Poems

My grandpa built a split rail fence. 
He did the best he could.
He hand-dug every post hole, 
Sweat and muscle, rough-hewn wood.
Didn’t compromise his standards,...

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This was down right evil - 3 against 1, how fair is that?!



Tony Boogerelli asked me straight out if I did, and, as he was...

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Hold on. Stop a second before you do the deed.
I have to have a mouse house, and I have to have a steed.
I have to...

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Dearest Santa, my one wish may seem strange
but please do not interpret me as snide.
I wish this kindness so please do arrange  
my Christmas...

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A LETTER TO MY FUTURE CHILD
I wonder if you will ever see me,
I wonder if one day you will exist,
I wonder if one day you...

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The night you got down on one knee
it truly changed my life
You were just about to ask me
If I would be your wife, right?
Then I...

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The sun was shining brightly 
As we drove around his land
And showing me his kingdom 
First, before he asked my hand

We stopped for cake and...

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he stood alone in the darkness
just outside her door
he stood alone in the darkness
would he be alone for evermore ?

tonight he'd pop the question,
tonight he...

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The knives and plate were always between us
With your sister, you were hanging out
With those two handsome knives
At all breakfast, lunch and dinner times
But when...

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Once my friend liked someone
The girl who was different from everyone
You couldn’t compare her with anyone
I knew for him, she was the one
It took him...

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2,222 and Rising

By Elton Camp 

That is the number of spammers I’ve blocked
But the flood it has just stemmed, not stopped

For every time that I...

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