His Beautiful Answer To Her Proposal

Hold on. Stop a second before you do the deed.
I have to have a mouse house, and I have to have a steed.
I have to feel important, and I have to be called Minnie.
There are other rules, in case this is not plenty.

You must build the house to my exact specifications.
Our house will be open six months a year to all my relations.
You will be on probation from the first minute I say "I do".
We can have some freedom in dating, but this does not include you.

The pink and purple house must have shutters with cut out hearts.
If Mickey comes along, I can guarantee a heartache in all your parts.
My heart is pledged to Disney - his pretty cartoons and his songs.
Where are you going? I have not given you a list of all your wrongs.
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Wolf Avatar
January 30, 2019 at 4:29 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! A FAVE for me, Caryn. Absolutely perfect. Hope 'his beautiful answer' has crossed the state line by now---for both your sakes. :) :)
Krutsinger Avatar
January 30, 2019 at 6:02 PM
Hahaha This was for a specific writing prompt, and I think I rose to the occasion. I have met these women!
Wise Avatar
January 30, 2019 at 3:49 PM
RUN! Run while you can! LOL Delightful little piece! :)
Krutsinger Avatar
January 30, 2019 at 6:02 PM
Thank you. I see you have met this woman too.
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