Hyperbolic Quasi Autobiographical Prevarication
Hyperbolic quasi autobiographical prevarication...
caricature sketch of person best known to yours truly
What began as an honest
to goodness attempt
to craft personal truthful profile
evolved into a fictional poem
manifested into the following.
Despite the onslaught of paparazzi,
I (an eccentric kindhearted sexagenarian -
born January xiii, mcmlix
at The Christ Hospital
within Mount Auburn, Ohio)
instantaneously shied, blinked away
from the spot (klieg)
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Categories:
prevarication, adventure, appreciation, best friend,
Form: Free verse
Unsolved Criminal Mystery Modest Prevarication
Unsolved criminal mystery...modest prevarication
Found yours truly
a grateful dead head
convenient scapegoat dejure
Norristown police officers
fingerprinted me for
casual postal employment
linked to vicious brutal crime
someone else who shared
identical name and fingerprints as mine
the latter of corpse far fetched
stole social security
I ream member –
being held ransom
bound and gagged
if paperback writer
wrote story resultant account
would total about
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Categories:
prevarication, absence, abuse, anger, april,
Form: Free verse
Prevarication Invites Animadversion Plus Aggravation
After beguiling charisma,
damnable excoriations fixedly,
gamely, horribly, insult jesting,
kibitzing, loosely mindless nattering,
outlandish pablum, quintessentially
representing senseless trumpeting,
unswervingly vapid wordy
X-DOUBLE-MINUS
yawping zest.
If ye did not already guess from thee
above blimey claptrap, Das English flap
doodle glib human incorporates jokingly,
kookily, laughably mashedup nonsensical,
oddly, peculiarly, questionably ridiculous,
spluttering total unintelligible virtually
witless Xmas yakking zany tripe
writes hello albeit as
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Categories:
prevarication, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Prevarication
Prevarication
You did not confirm,
neither, did you deny.
You avoided, shuffled, shifted ...
moving away from my question.
You are a master
of prevarication,
disinformation,
intellectual slight-of-hand.
You did not answer my question ...
but, in your silence,
you did.
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Categories:
prevarication, betrayal, emotions, feelings, hurt,
Form: Free verse
Prevarication
Prevarication
There is this wall outside not a big wall
but it needs to be painted, promised to
coat it twice when it got cooler
it is colder today but it is overcast and
looks like rain, what a pity; anyway
I haven’t, got a paint roller not paint.
I’ll buy the stuff I need this afternoon
if it
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Categories:
prevarication, humor, , cute,
Form: Blank verse
Prevarication Maybe
sometimes,
sometime soon
maybe March
perhaps June
anyways we'll see
later
whenever-
wait on
I guess
it might well be
no matter
wherever
no question
I'll think about it-
tomorrow
or
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Categories:
prevarication, political
Form: Verse
Prevarication
PREVARICATION
why now? said I, with sunrise in bloom,
can it not wait for silvery moon?
what if I tell her my knee has once more,
locked-up with swelling, can't get to the door!
viburnum you lovingly bought at the market,
must wait one more day, alone on the carpet!
the shingles I promised I'd
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Categories:
prevarication, funny
Form: Couplet